The Death Clock

[willipp]

Big boned are we ?

And strawberry blonde

 

[snorky]

I am 30 years older and 50 pounds (3.5 stone) heavier than when I played professional football. The clock says that if I got back down to that weight (when I was 23 and could run all day) I would live only TWO more years! Utter bollocks!

Oh, and it says my BMI when I played football was "overweight and prone to health risks"!! Hahaha!

A friend of mine who is a Beach Body specialist, does Tough Mudder and Spartan races, and is the picture of a healthy, strong 40 something, was just told by a life insurer that he was "overweight and not eligible for their premium rates" due to his BMI.

In short, BMI is bollocks, as it makes no accounting of body types, musculature, or fitness levels!

Oh well, internet "fun" and all that! :-)

What the fuck is a Beach body specialist?
And who the fuck are Tough Mudder and Spartan Races? :)

 

[Bill Walker]

What the fuck is a Beach body specialist?
And who the fuck are Tough Mudder and Spartan Races? :)

think its dogging speak

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I thought you'd already passed away

no, just been exploring new worlds and alternative dimensions

 

[Stuuuuuu]

So the max I get is 73, no matter what...

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Big boned are we ?

Long body! Legs same length as my 5' 9.5" wife and I'm 4" taller! And, legs like tree trunks never helped once I stopped cracking 'em in the goals! ;-)

 

[ChicagoBlue]

What the fuck is a Beach body specialist?
And who the fuck are Tough Mudder and Spartan Races? :)

Ah, two nations separated by a common language!

Google is your friend!

 

[billfromthehill]

2057 not bad I've got fukin ages bastard

 

[Bill Walker]

think I'll take out some massive loans and die in debt

 

[Barcon]

It says my body mass is 24. 24 what?