The disappearing thread thread

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I woke up one night after a heavy session with the lads. Got my bearings together after a bit of a mental haze. I figured out I was stark naked in my own bedroom and in my own bed. Fortunately I managed to find my way in pitch darkness to a light switch, tuned it on and made my way to my own bathroom. Ever so quietly I laid a bit of tissue paper in the toilet bowl to make a sound stopping surface. I had a wee and it went all in the toilet, but there was murder then next morning as I forgot to put the seat down. It was carnage.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
I woke up one night after a heavy session with the lads. Got my bearings together after a bit of a mental haze. I figured out I was stark naked in my own bedroom and in my own bed. Fortunately I managed to find my way in pitch darkness to a light switch, tuned it on and made my way to my own bathroom. Ever so quietly I laid a bit of tissue paper in the toilet bowl to make a sound stopping surface. I had a wee and it went all in the toilet, but there was murder then next morning as I forgot to put the seat down. It was carnage.

Thats more like it ,is it a true story...?

...fancy light switches in your house btw....
 
der-bomber said:
Joycee Banercheck said:
I woke up one night after a heavy session with the lads. Got my bearings together after a bit of a mental haze. I figured out I was stark naked in my own bedroom and in my own bed. Fortunately I managed to find my way in pitch darkness to a light switch, tuned it on and made my way to my own bathroom. Ever so quietly I laid a bit of tissue paper in the toilet bowl to make a sound stopping surface. I had a wee and it went all in the toilet, but there was murder then next morning as I forgot to put the seat down. It was carnage.

Thats more like it ,is it a true story...?

...fancy light switches in your house btw....
It certainly is true. I did three shakes after as to not wet anywhere on my way back. Light switches from B and motha flippin Q as well.
 

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