The FOC thread.

[Barcon]

I wonder if kids these days still wipe their arse with dock leaves when they get caught out on the woods.

 

[GornikDaze]

I wonder if kids these days still wipe their arse with dock leaves when they get caught out on the woods.

I thought they were for nettle stings?

 

[Barcon]

I thought they were for nettle stings?

Be careful where you shit.

 

[city2]

Being a foc the one thing that annoys me to fuck is hairy ears and nose.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Being a foc the one thing that annoys me to fuck is hairy ears and nose.

And that's just the ladies!!

 

[Bill Walker]

I wonder if kids these days still wipe their arse with dock leaves when they get caught out on the woods.

Reminded me of this

 

[Jimmieblue]

We still use comfrey for sprains etc. The old ways are the best.

My mother used to chop it up and put it in hot water to steep, as she put it, and then I had to put my foot in it up to my ankle if it was sprained. It did work.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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That's a modern telephone... Where are buttons A and B?

 

[Salford_Blue]

I thought they were for nettle stings?

Multifunctional.

Came in very useful when you were out playing for 10 hours

 

[Bill Walker]

That's a modern telephone... Where are buttons A and B?

 

[johnny crossan]

I thought they were for nettle stings?

You could always tell a dock leaf because the stem was like guitar strings when you snapped it. Sad to say we used amuse ourselves by inflating frogs - blowing them up via a hollow grass straw up their bum - jet propelled when you pulled it out.

 

[johnny crossan]

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very smelly places as I recall.

 

[normskih]

very smelly places as I recall.

The one near us always smelled of cigs, all the time:-/

 

[johnny crossan]

The one near us always smelled of cigs, all the time:-/

I could cope with the ciggy smell, our house was full of it - more the consequence of the kiosks being used as public conveniences.

 

[johnny crossan]

My mother used to chop it up and put it in hot water to steep, as she put it, and then I had to put my foot in it up to my ankle if it was sprained. It did work.

If you plant comfrey in your garden you'll never be without it - ever

 

[mexico1970]

If you plant comfrey in your garden you'll never be without it - ever

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Looks like my neighbours garden otherwise known locally as Jaspers toilet.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You could always tell a dock leaf because the stem was like guitar strings when you snapped it. Sad to say we used amuse ourselves by inflating frogs - blowing them up via a hollow grass straw up their bum - jet propelled when you pulled it out.

Frogs are translucent when you take their skin off, and will hop around as normal. We found that out from a big lad down our street who conducted experiments on small animals that school wouldn't...
He's probably long dead now, hopefully being tortured in the afterlife.

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[levets]

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All you need is a lolly stick..