The General Election Thread

[EalingBlue2]

A fantastic week for our glorious PM , showing his full Statesman qualities in passionate , heartfelt speeches and the debate which he won hands down, he has set out his clear vision with promises which help the hard working families and those seeking work.

Beaker has had a shocker, visiting junkie Brand who tells him what to do , and then the Krankie who in a change of tactic , stopped begging for power for one minute and tells him what to do, the Socialists face jockageddon in the Colony.

Ed the Reds first sentence in the debate was to raise taxes , his lying about overspending and forcing the private sector to employ long term unemployed people was stupid and the kicking he received off the audience was car crash tv , no wonder he fell off the stage.

Only one Party can deliver job creation and low taxation and Call me Dave is the only man who can deliver.

LSD is clearly making a comeback.

Lucky13world is some seriously fucked up place.

I have come to the conclusion that most of the right wingers on this thread are someone like Rascal using a pseudonym, another laptop and a proxy server. Only a Leftie doing comedy about the right could come out with some of the pearlers on this thread! There are a few real right wingers but a couple such as the above have to be parodies surely and some of them bloody good! The first paragraph above is gold!

 

[Lucky13]

LSD is clearly making a comeback.

Lucky13world is some seriously fucked up place.

I have come to the conclusion that most of the right wingers on this thread are someone like Rascal using a pseudonym, another laptop and a proxy server. Only a Leftie doing comedy about the right could come out with some of the pearlers on this thread! There are a few real right wingers but a couple such as the above have to be parodies surely and some of them bloody good! The first paragraph above is gold!

You are correct UCB , the Socialist Republic of Ashton is fucked up.


More wise words from Call me Dave.

 

[whp.blue]

whatever happens on thurday friday on here will be fucking funny.

As Business Owners maybe not quite so funny for us de niro
Worst case scenario is a Labour Majority then a SNP Minority Government (Labour biggest party)

These both are Likely and both would be devastating for small businesses like ours.

 

[union city blue]

you can only point out illegal/ unethical/ racist/ hypocritical behaviour by politicians if they are UKIP or Tory

come on now you know the rules....

Aww those poor persecuted, downtrodden Tories who are so unfairly maligned. It's a real travesty of justice.

 

[union city blue]

LSD is clearly making a comeback.

Lucky13world is some seriously fucked up place.

I have come to the conclusion that most of the right wingers on this thread are someone like Rascal using a pseudonym, another laptop and a proxy server. Only a Leftie doing comedy about the right could come out with some of the pearlers on this thread! There are a few real right wingers but a couple such as the above have to be parodies surely and some of them bloody good! The first paragraph above is gold!

I think Lucky13 and reality have had a seriously messy divorce and she has got the house, the car, the holiday home and full custody of the kids.

 

[Len Rum]

whatever happens on thurday friday on here will be fucking funny.

As Business Owners maybe not quite so funny for us de niro
Worst case scenario is a Labour Majority then a Labour Minority Government

These both are unlikely.

Being unnecessarily alarmist to make a point.
I have edited your post accordingly.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There is talk that in Scotland many Tory and Lib Dems and planning to vote tactically to keep the SNP out, one for you betting people to take into account before placing your bets

Tactical voting. Could there be a bigger indictment of our utterly wank voting system? It's shocking and completely undemocratic.

 

[Len Rum]

A fantastic week for our glorious PM , showing his full Statesman qualities in passionate , heartfelt speeches and the debate which he won hands down, he has set out his clear vision with promises which help the hard working families and those seeking work.

Beaker has had a shocker, visiting junkie Brand who tells him what to do , and then the Krankie who in a change of tactic , stopped begging for power for one minute and tells him what to do, the Socialists face jockageddon in the Colony.

Ed the Reds first sentence in the debate was to raise taxes , his lying about overspending and forcing the private sector to employ long term unemployed people was stupid and the kicking he received off the audience was car crash tv , no wonder he fell off the stage.

Only one Party can deliver job creation and low taxation and Call me Dave is the only man who can deliver.

Turn on,tune in,drop out.

 

[blueinsa]

There is talk that in Scotland many Tory and Lib Dems and planning to vote tactically to keep the SNP out, one for you betting people to take into account before placing your bets

Tactical voting. Could there be a bigger indictment of our utterly wank voting system? It's shocking and completely undemocratic.

They are so far in front up here it wont make much difference if they do.

Even Dumfries & Galloway will go the SNP I think which would be a huge swing from labour.

 

[Lucky13]

Lucky13world is some seriously fucked up place.

I have come to the conclusion that most of the right wingers on this thread are someone like Rascal using a pseudonym, another laptop and a proxy server. Only a Leftie doing comedy about the right could come out with some of the pearlers on this thread! There are a few real right wingers but a couple such as the above have to be parodies surely and some of them bloody good! The first paragraph above is gold!

I think Lucky13 and reality have had a seriously messy divorce and she has got the house, the car, the holiday home and full custody of the kids.

Thank you for genuine concern for my well being.

Since the Leaders debate I can't help but notice a distinct lack of support for Beaker and his policies in this thread and just more personal attacks on our PM , I take it , this is an admission of Beakers failure and downright lies during the debate.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

whatever happens on thurday friday on here will be fucking funny.

As Business Owners maybe not quite so funny for us de niro
Worst case scenario is a Labour Majority then a SNP Minority Government (Labour biggest party)

These both are Likely and both would be devastating for small businesses like ours.

You own your own business? Why haven't you mentioned this before?

 

[union city blue]

I have come to the conclusion that most of the right wingers on this thread are someone like Rascal using a pseudonym, another laptop and a proxy server. Only a Leftie doing comedy about the right could come out with some of the pearlers on this thread! There are a few real right wingers but a couple such as the above have to be parodies surely and some of them bloody good! The first paragraph above is gold!

I think Lucky13 and reality have had a seriously messy divorce and she has got the house, the car, the holiday home and full custody of the kids.

Thank you for genuine concern for my well being.

Since the Leaders debate I can't help but notice a distinct lack of support for Beaker and his policies in this thread and just more personal attacks on our PM , I take it , this is an admission of Beakers failure and downright lies during the debate.

"More personal attacks on our PM"? I find that a little rich from a man - and presumably you are a man not a child, though it's not easy to tell from your posts - who refuses to even use the name of the Leader of the Labour Party and continually refers to him so hilariously as Beaker.

 

[malg]

There is talk that in Scotland many Tory and Lib Dems and planning to vote tactically to keep the SNP out, one for you betting people to take into account before placing your bets

Tactical voting. Could there be a bigger indictment of our utterly wank voting system? It's shocking and completely undemocratic.

I doubt Tory voters in Scotland will make much difference to any seats up there.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There is talk that in Scotland many Tory and Lib Dems and planning to vote tactically to keep the SNP out, one for you betting people to take into account before placing your bets

Tactical voting. Could there be a bigger indictment of our utterly wank voting system? It's shocking and completely undemocratic.

I doubt Tory voters in Scotland will make much difference to any seats up there.

Maybe so, but I think they're both going to vote that way in any event ;-)

 

[The Northern Baptist]

whatever happens on thurday friday on here will be fucking funny.

As Business Owners maybe not quite so funny for us de niro
Worst case scenario is a Labour Majority then a SNP Minority Government (Labour biggest party)

These both are Likely and both would be devastating for small businesses like ours.

What line of business are you in?
When did you start trading?
Are you an established business?
Why do you think a labour government would be devastating for your business?

I'll go first

I own an outsourcing company
November 2008
Yes
It won't, the truth is the world isn't going to end if Labour get into power.

 

[cibaman]

Labour's problem with the SNP issue is that they're saying what they will not do but not saying how they will operate as a minority governement. They're leaving it for everyone else to fill in the gaps.

Why doesnt Milliband just spell it out? Explain which issues he will not speak to the SNP about (eg the Queen's speech, budget, trident). Make it clear that he will not negotiate on the fundamentals of his economic strategy and that it will be up to the minority parties as to whether they choose to support Labour.

It would be unbelievable for there to be no communication between Labour and the SNP. Milliband could perhaps give some non threatening examples of when this would occur eg any issues, or clauses in bills that primarily affect the oil and gas industry.

Milliband needs to switch the focus from Labour to the SNP. Make Sturgeon explain why she would not support a budget that includes a higher top rate of tax, a bankers bonus tax, plans for a mansion tax etc

 

[Lucky13]

I think Lucky13 and reality have had a seriously messy divorce and she has got the house, the car, the holiday home and full custody of the kids.

Thank you for genuine concern for my well being.

Since the Leaders debate I can't help but notice a distinct lack of support for Beaker and his policies in this thread and just more personal attacks on our PM , I take it , this is an admission of Beakers failure and downright lies during the debate.

"More personal attacks on our PM"? I find that a little rich from a man - and presumably you are a man not a child, though it's not easy to tell from your posts - who refuses to even use the name of the Leader of the Labour Party and continually refers to him so hilariously as Beaker.

Point taken , I shall stop referring to him as Beaker.

Perhaps you can explain how Ed's promise to force the private sector to take on the long term unemployed will happen and how this will be funded?

 

[EalingBlue2]

whatever happens on thurday friday on here will be fucking funny.

As Business Owners maybe not quite so funny for us de niro
Worst case scenario is a Labour Majority then a SNP Minority Government (Labour biggest party)

These both are Likely and both would be devastating for small businesses like ours.

You own your own business? Why haven't you mentioned this before?

Whp.blue I am intrigued - call it the CFO in me, knowing plenty of businesses well owned by close family and friends that survived everything Callaghan, Wilson, Blair and brown threw at the and even thrived and grew - please can you explain what is so unique in your business model and with your business that means a government with 99.5% the same policies will be disasterous?

Not being patronising but most businesses plan around government changes through their risk management and ensure they are robust enough that such thins done matter. I am sure a few simple ideas could ensure you aren't bankrupt in a few weeks. Genuinely interested as apart from in very specific industries that are uniquely dependent on direct government spend or policy it is hard to see how a win for labour could be so disasterous.

If it is hyperbole fair enough! If not I would be interested to hear why this government Change will be such a blow?

 

[Len Rum]

Labour's problem with the SNP issue is that they're saying what they will not do but not saying how they will operate as a minority governement. They're leaving it for everyone else to fill in the gaps.

Why doesnt Milliband just spell it out? Explain which issues he will not speak to the SNP about (eg the Queen's speech, budget, trident). Make it clear that he will not negotiate on the fundamentals of his economic strategy and that it will be up to the minority parties as to whether they choose to support Labour.

It would be unbelievable for there to be no communication between Labour and the SNP. Milliband could perhaps give some non threatening examples of when this would occur eg any issues, or clauses in bills that primarily affect the oil and gas industry.

Milliband needs to switch the focus from Labour to the SNP. Make Sturgeon explain why she would not support a budget that includes a higher top rate of tax, a bankers bonus tax, plans for a mansion tax etc

He has done exactly what you have requested him to do in your second paragraph!

 

[Ducado]

Labour's problem with the SNP issue is that they're saying what they will not do but not saying how they will operate as a minority governement. They're leaving it for everyone else to fill in the gaps.

Why doesnt Milliband just spell it out? Explain which issues he will not speak to the SNP about (eg the Queen's speech, budget, trident). Make it clear that he will not negotiate on the fundamentals of his economic strategy and that it will be up to the minority parties as to whether they choose to support Labour.

It would be unbelievable for there to be no communication between Labour and the SNP. Milliband could perhaps give some non threatening examples of when this would occur eg any issues, or clauses in bills that primarily affect the oil and gas industry.

Milliband needs to switch the focus from Labour to the SNP. Make Sturgeon explain why she would not support a budget that includes a higher top rate of tax, a bankers bonus tax, plans for a mansion tax etc

He has done exactly what you have requested him to do in your second paragraph!

And still no one believes him, it's Labours Achilles Heel and it will lose them a lot of votes in England