The General Election Thread

[urmston]

Define "victims"

I'm actually amazed that he thinks 20% are on the left (or even centre)

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

 

[blueinsa]

I'm actually amazed that he thinks 20% are on the left (or even centre)

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

 

[kaz7]

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

He is an annoyance i can't even be bothered to reply to

 

[urmston]

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

I just love amusing stereotypes and enjoyed yours as much as you enjoyed mine.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Charlie Brooker is doing one of his ''Wipes'' tonight on the telly at 9. To do with the Election obviously. Might be a laugh in case anyone didn't know it was on.

 

[SWP's back]

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

I'm pretty sure you're replying to Brooklands.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

Got the Bollinger on ice in anticipation of a late swing to the Tories similar to 1992.

Anybody who can't see that George "I'll win votes in the North" Osborne will throw loads of money our way to see off Boris
in the forthcoming Tory leadership battle is not looking at the big picture. We'll get f*** all off Labour only more debt from money
mainly spent on stuff down South and the Lib Dems will do a deal with anybody so can't be trusted by either left or right.
Nasty Nigel Farage has been seen off by the promise of a referendum and the Rebellious Jocks will provide lots and lots of English
votes for Cameron even though he's got a bloody Jock name.

No likes the Tories but they don't care, they're the only sensible choice.

Loads will say they won't vote for them but when they're got the little stubby pencil in their hands they will and quite right to.

 

[blueinsa]

Most Labour supporters can't read or write too well and so prefer watching telly to internet forums.

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

I'm pretty sure you're replying to Brooklands.

Possibly mate.

He can post some half decent stuff when he isn't wumming which isn't often unfortunately.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Got the Bollinger on ice in anticipation of a late swing to the Tories similar to 1992.

Anybody who can't see that George "I'll win votes in the North" Osborne will throw loads of money our way to see off Boris
in the forthcoming Tory leadership battle is not looking at the big picture. We'll get f*** all off Labour only more debt from money
mainly spent on stuff down South and the Lib Dems will do a deal with anybody so can't be trusted by either left or right.
Nasty Nigel Farage has been seen off by the promise of a referendum and the Rebellious Jocks will provide lots and lots of English
votes for Cameron even though he's got a bloody Jock name.

No likes the Tories but they don't care, they're the only sensible choice.

Loads will say they won't vote for them but when they're got the little stubby pencil in their hands they will and quite right to.

christ, you made me ensure i wont

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Hilarious.

I can imagine you and your friends in private boarding school laughing at jokes like that just before you all bummed each other silly.

Ooops, hope I didn't stereotype you then as a toff, Tory voter?

I'm pretty sure you're replying to Brooklands.

Possibly mate.

He can post some half decent stuff when he isn't wumming which isn't often unfortunately.

Brooklands Blue occasionally showed great wit which could make me laugh out loud. Then he'd usually veer deep into the realms of the ridiculous and offensive.

Urmston shows little or no imagination & isn't fit to lick BB2.0's boots.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

BB2 was a ****.


That is all.

 

[BigJoe#1]

I have a feeling that the outcome is going to be a bit different to what we have been led to believe it will be.

Whilst Labour won't have an outright majority I think they will have the most seats in Parliament and will rue the day they got so involved in the Scottish devolution debate which will cost them dearly in the number of seats they will lose.Had they kept Scotland's seats they would have had an overall majority.

I think the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats are going to be spanked and left feeling very sheepish once the public has had its say.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

Got the Bollinger on ice in anticipation of a late swing to the Tories similar to 1992.

Anybody who can't see that George "I'll win votes in the North" Osborne will throw loads of money our way to see off Boris
in the forthcoming Tory leadership battle is not looking at the big picture. We'll get f*** all off Labour only more debt from money
mainly spent on stuff down South and the Lib Dems will do a deal with anybody so can't be trusted by either left or right.
Nasty Nigel Farage has been seen off by the promise of a referendum and the Rebellious Jocks will provide lots and lots of English
votes for Cameron even though he's got a bloody Jock name.

No likes the Tories but they don't care, they're the only sensible choice.

Loads will say they won't vote for them but when they're got the little stubby pencil in their hands they will and quite right to.

christ, you made me ensure i wont

I'm guessing by your username you might want ALL the money to be spent down South ...

 

[urmston]

I'm pretty sure you're replying to Brooklands.

Possibly mate.

He can post some half decent stuff when he isn't wumming which isn't often unfortunately.

Brooklands Blue occasionally showed great wit which could make me laugh out loud. Then he'd usually veer deep into the realms of the ridiculous and offensive.

Urmston shows little or no imagination & isn't fit to lick BB2.0's boots.

It only takes little or no imagination to foresee what a Labour government would mean.

Rocketing council tax and TV tax as Labour gives generous pay rises to its core voter base to keep them loyal.

Pay freezes and job losses for most other people.

A spending and borrowing binge leading to economic chaos.

Sorry I can't be as witty as you'd like Prestwich Blue, but it's hard to generate humour from such a prospect.

 

[kas_tippler]

After close monitoring of this thread I can report that the ccount is 50% victims, 20% bleeding heart liberals, 10% yoghurt knitters and 20% sensible normal down to earth people. Doesn't bode well for the tomorrow I'm sad to say.

Define "victims"

People who blame everyone else for their problems.

 

[Citysmith]

As David Nuttall is my local Tory MP, I'll be voting Labour to get rid of the loon

 

[law74]

Possibly mate.

He can post some half decent stuff when he isn't wumming which isn't often unfortunately.

Brooklands Blue occasionally showed great wit which could make me laugh out loud. Then he'd usually veer deep into the realms of the ridiculous and offensive.

Urmston shows little or no imagination & isn't fit to lick BB2.0's boots.

It only takes little or no imagination to foresee what a Labour government would mean.

Rocketing council tax and TV tax as Labour gives generous pay rises to its core voter base to keep them loyal.

Pay freezes and job losses for most other people.

A spending and borrowing binge leading to economic chaos.

Sorry I can't be as witty as you'd like Prestwich Blue, but it's hard to generate humour from such a prospect.

Since when did Westminster set council tax rates?
And have you thought of how you were able to amass your huge personal fortune with no public servants being in any way involved?

 

[DelToro]

Brooklands Blue occasionally showed great wit which could make me laugh out loud. Then he'd usually veer deep into the realms of the ridiculous and offensive.

Urmston shows little or no imagination & isn't fit to lick BB2.0's boots.

It only takes little or no imagination to foresee what a Labour government would mean.

Rocketing council tax and TV tax as Labour gives generous pay rises to its core voter base to keep them loyal.

Pay freezes and job losses for most other people.

A spending and borrowing binge leading to economic chaos.

Sorry I can't be as witty as you'd like Prestwich Blue, but it's hard to generate humour from such a prospect.

Since when did Westminster set council tax rates?
And have you thought of how you were able to amass your huge personal fortune with no public servants being in any way involved?

I'm not sure urmston is worth quoting.

He's the Katie Hopkins of Bluemoon.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Possibly mate.

He can post some half decent stuff when he isn't wumming which isn't often unfortunately.

Brooklands Blue occasionally showed great wit which could make me laugh out loud. Then he'd usually veer deep into the realms of the ridiculous and offensive.

Urmston shows little or no imagination & isn't fit to lick BB2.0's boots.

It only takes little or no imagination to foresee what a Labour government would mean.

Rocketing council tax and TV tax as Labour gives generous pay rises to its core voter base to keep them loyal.

Pay freezes and job losses for most other people.

A spending and borrowing binge leading to economic chaos.

Sorry I can't be as witty as you'd like Prestwich Blue, but it's hard to generate humour from such a prospect.

And one could say the alternative is even more austerity, constrained growth, swingeing cuts to welfare taking money away from the people who won't vote Tory anyway and giving it to their hedge fund running, offshore based, tax avoiding supporters.

If the polls are accurate then there's seemingly no way Cameron can form a workable coalition. But that's a big if.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Define "victims"

I'm actually amazed that he thinks 20% are on the left (or even centre)

So am i,i feel in the minority in here being a labour voter

Pop over to RAWK, they might lend you a candle till the election is over....