The Great BLUEMOON Confessional

[billy_big_spuds]

Obviously not, or I'd have said my dad.
My mum's ex.
**** of the highest order.

That's a bit rich coming from a thieving junkie love-rat;)

I know.
The word **** shouldn't be censored by the way. Fantastic.

 

[bluebirdtoo]

I may have done something I shouldn't in a couple of football stadiums.






Oh, and a training ground.

 

[Jay Division]

I once stole a Fruit Shoot from Odeon in the printworks, I just purchased some new shoes, and could only scrape getting into the pictures. So while my mate was getting served, I slipped the bottle in my bag and casually walked to my screen, sat down, and drank the fuck out of it. Oh yeah.

 

[scowy68]

I once had a manure kit when i was in junior school.Luckily i seen the light.Skin still itches thinking about it.

 

[JB THE ROOSTER]

Not things i've doen myself, rather maing somebody do them when he's drunk,

A mate of mine will do anything if you dare him and call him a wimp or soft etc if he wont do it then thats it, he does it!

Best ones were:

1. We were walking home from pub and i said 'Go on Kev, dare you to take all your clothes off and go in the takeaway and order something that will take like 15 mins to cook and juts stand there, so hes goes in stark bollock naked and orders a load of Bhajis i think, people coming out there pissing themselves.

2. Best one was at Bell Vue dogs a few years ago, dared him to take his clothes off and run round the track, the place was pretty packed and he did it! He was rapid round the first bend lol. Best bit about it was there was a young kid with his dad sat behind ud and the kid said 'Dad, is that a man or a woman!!!'.

 

[alanjames24]

I provide 2 days a week of my time to charities and schools for those with Autism and Aspegers for free.

I have written a coaching programme for families living with Autism/Aspergers that has helped possibly thousands of people in the last few years. Of course I don't charge for that either.

I am currently helping the long term unemployed back into work by helping them develop their employability skills and Emotional Intelligence.

Late last year i completed a programme that reduced ant-social behaviour, street crime and underage drinking in Wallsend and Battle Hill (North Tyneside).

I do all of this because i feel guilty about the fact that i stole a packet of 'Snap' playing cards from Yew Street Post Office in 1975.

Wow. Funny what my impressions of football fans are! Crazy what some of us achieve!

I tip my hat to you sir.

 

[fbloke]

I provide 2 days a week of my time to charities and schools for those with Autism and Aspegers for free.

I have written a coaching programme for families living with Autism/Aspergers that has helped possibly thousands of people in the last few years. Of course I don't charge for that either.

I am currently helping the long term unemployed back into work by helping them develop their employability skills and Emotional Intelligence.

Late last year i completed a programme that reduced ant-social behaviour, street crime and underage drinking in Wallsend and Battle Hill (North Tyneside).

I do all of this because i feel guilty about the fact that i stole a packet of 'Snap' playing cards from Yew Street Post Office in 1975.

Wow. Funny what my impressions of football fans are! Crazy what some of us achieve!

I tip my hat to you sir.

Why thank you good fellow.

And all of that came out of a true blue family from Thornton Road, Manchester.

You just never know do you ;-)

 

[simonr555]

I've done many good deeds in life and also some bad ones. The bad ones mainly centre around one lad (who is one of my best mates) who I used to work with. He was off work for a few weeks ill and nobody knew why so I told management it was cause he was on trial for having unlawful porn on his computer. I spread it round work and a couple of new starters refused to speak to him and even gave him some grief. I came clean eventually and decided I'd spread it round he was racist instead. I also convinced people that he was gay and that he'd changed his name due to death threats. How he's still friends with me I don't know.

 

[robbie brewer]

Last year I rescued my daughter and 10 week old grandson from a smoke filled house when the washing machine set on fire.
On the bad side I used to nick sweets from the local shop when I was about 8

 

[1894]

I think loads of nicking went on at Woolies, but on one occasion my dad found the stuff I'd just stashed away - pencils, rulers, pencil cases - all schoolboy stuff intended for sale the next day. Anyway, after getting a lecture off my dad he took me back at the weekend to face the manager and give the stuff back. Felt ashamed at the time, as he made me face the music. Later I used to nick his ciggies now and then when I had none. Then he started counting them...so I used to take sips from his bottle of whiskey and top it up with water just in case he'd made a mark on the bottle ! He was a good dad who I was very fond of. He probably understood boyhood mischief rather more than I did at the time.