The happy new year thread

Happy New Year to all. I don’t have a crystal ball, well I do, but it’s fucking useless, but I do think, football wise, 24 could be not too bad for you. I know, I’m a Savant. Stay tuned for more obvious as fuck predictions.
 
Happy New Year, all.

If anyone is thinking of making any fitness or diet New Year resolutions, fine, but don't do it now!

If you start a new activity, the weather outdoors is generally rubbish with less daylight, and the gyms will be full of newbies who will give up after a few weeks. You're more likely to keep it up if you start in early Spring.

Don't start a diet in the middle of winter. Your body needs hearty food at this time of year. Save your salads for warmer months.

Also, if you are considering Dry January, don't do it! The small independent pubs and breweries need your business in January to stay afloat. Besides which, February only has 29 days, if you insist on a booze free period.

My new year's resolution is the same as every year, to not make resolutions!
 
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Johnny Mars Bar said:
New year can do one, it’s a “holiday” exclusively celebrated by utter whoppers.

I hope the absolute fucking cock ends near us that were setting off fireworks at 2am ended up spending the rest of the night in the burns ward.

Should ban the fucking things.
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Pop a ‘Zopiclone’ next time mate, didn’t hear a single thing.
 
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