The HEINOUS bollard disaster

[Pam]

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

 

[TinFoilHat]

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

I'm getting Kathy Bates vibes here...

No one fucks with Pam and gets away with it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

You shouldn’t have been nagging him and let the man concentrate.

;-)

 

[Pam]

I'm getting Kathy Bates vibes here...

No one fucks with Pam and gets away with it.

I am sharpening my axe as soon as I've finished posting this. AND I wouldnt mind, but he's a Rag. I married a monster didn't I?

 

[Pam]

You shouldn’t have been nagging him and let the man concentrate.

;-)

I wasn't with him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I wasn't with him.

A likely story…

Torch the car and claim on the insurance.

It’s up to you whether he’s in the boot at the time or not. ;-)

 

[TinFoilHat]

I am sharpening my axe as soon as I've finished posting this. AND I wouldnt mind, but he's a Rag. I married a monster didn't I?

No mercy Pam.

 

[GornikDaze]

I am sharpening my axe as soon as I've finished posting this. AND I wouldnt mind, but he's a Rag. I married a monster didn't I?

If he’s a rag, why sharpen it?!!! :)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

@Pam getting ready to dish out the punishment

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wasn't with him.

That's clearly why he crashed it then, luv.