The HEINOUS bollard disaster

[mackenzie]

That's a filthy lie! And anyway, I only lost it and reported it stolen and it wasn't even me. It was my evil twin.

Pam, I remember you telling me what the police said when they found it...lol!!
Hope you're doing well pal xx

 

[jimharri]

I'm getting Kathy Bates vibes here...

No one fucks with Pam and gets away with it.

You have to admire his bravery; he married Pam, after all. Obviously, a man who likes to live on the edge.

Good evening Pam.

;-)

 

[Eccles Blue]

If he didn’t injure himself whilst injuring the bollard then you are entitled to see he doesn’t get away unscarred so you do exactly what you have to do Pam. :-)
If you need an alibi you know where to come! ;-)

 

[Phil1]

Shagging privileges suspended.

She wants to punish him not reward him…

Only kidding Pam :-)

 

[bluethrunthru]

In my experience the more modern the car the easier they seem to be to damage in a collision and certainly more costly to repair. Old ones have black unpainted bumpers, use bulbs and lamps are readily available off scrappers

New ones have complicated expensive bumpers and grilles featuring parking sensors, Xenon head lamps, DRL's, washers, outside temp gauges the works hence the extra expense of even the gentlest love tap in a car park

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I once had a bill for nearly £60k for taking out the central reservation on the M60 so count yourself lucky!! :-)

I had a girlfriend like that once :-)

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I once had a bill for nearly £60k for taking out the central reservation on the M60 so count yourself lucky!! :-)

You mean your insurance company did.

(Assuming you were insured of course) :)