The HEINOUS bollard disaster

[blue b4 the moon]

Expect a charge for the bollard repair as well.

 

[Pam]

A likely story…

Torch the car and claim on the insurance.

It’s up to you whether he’s in the boot at the time or not. ;-)

Ha! Ha! Put Bruno Fernández in there with him and kill two birds with one stone is what I say.

 

[idahoblues]

‘My husband’ is that the same as ‘ a mate of mine’ ?

 

[Barcon]

I wasn't with him.

How do you expect him to drive a car without being there to tell him what he's doing wrong?

 

[Phil1]

I once had a bill for nearly £60k for taking out the central reservation on the M60 so count yourself lucky!! :-)

 

[stonerblue]

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

hahahahaha. Dickhead )

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I am sharpening my axe as soon as I've finished posting this. AND I wouldnt mind, but he's a Rag. I married a monster didn't I?

A little dicky bird once told me that you weren't entirely free from guilt when it came to parking your car in a multi-storey car park. 'Fess up Pam!

 

[Pam]

A little dicky bird once told me that you weren't entirely free from guilt when it came to parking your car in a multi-storey car park. 'Fess up Pam!

That's a filthy lie! And anyway, I only lost it and reported it stolen and it wasn't even me. It was my evil twin.

 

[metalblue]

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

He’s married to you Pam, killing him would be a great kindness … the rag twat doesn’t deserve ;)

 

[fanatic1]

Shagging privileges suspended.