The Hidden Truth of Rooney's International Goals.

[Coldcase]

He may be a rag, he may be a ****, but, for the next 10 days can we not just hope he scores a fucking winner in every game he plays in?

I, as an Everton fan have an agenda against the granny shagging twat.

But for three weeks every 2-4 years I forget my hate of him and hope he scores.

 

[Blue2112]

He may be a rag, he may be a ****, but, for the next 10 days can we not just hope he scores a fucking winner in every game he plays in?

I, as an Everton fan have an agenda against the granny shagging twat.

But for three weeks every 2-4 years I forget my hate of him and hope he scores.

Hahahahaha why do all scousers think they're comedians. We all don't get on with our neighbours at this end of the East Lancs so forgive me if I said I hope the c**t goes for a diving header, misses the ball completely and twats the goalpost thus enforcing he misses the rest of the season whilst he gets his fucking wig sorted out.

 

[Coldcase]

Hahahahaha.


Twat.


I just love all my scouse neighbours here in the fucking sunny midlands.

Everyone has his own ideals when it comes to footballers. You sir are a cock of the highest order though. Unless you ment he got injured after scoring the winner in the final?

I'm good with that.

 

[Blue2112]

Hahahahaha.


Twat.


I just love all my scouse neighbours here in the fucking sunny midlands.

Everyone has his own ideals when it comes to footballers. You sir are a cock of the highest order though. Unless you ment he got injured after scoring the winner in the final?

I'm good with that.

Fuck me an Everton fan logging onto a City board asking for us to love Wazza for the next two weeks and then giving out abuse when he doesn't get the answer he's looking for. How long have you been here Toffee? I can live with being a cock of the highest order but if you read my post correctly you would realise I said he misses the ball completely so therefore he wouldn't score any goal nevermind the winning goal in the cup final.

 

[Anonymous]

He may be a rag, he may be a ****, but, for the next 10 days can we not just hope he scores a fucking winner in every game he plays in?

I, as an Everton fan have an agenda against the granny shagging twat.

But for three weeks every 2-4 years I forget my hate of him and hope he scores.

fuck him, i cheered when he score but i quickly proceeded to shout "you fat pube headed ****" straight afterwards.

i've never hated anyone more.

 

[SWP's back]

I'm wise enough to not wish to cut off my own nose to spite my own face.

 

[Josh Blue]

I'm wise enough to not wish to cut off my own nose to spite my own face.

I don't think Rooney is though.

 

[MCC]

Sick to fucking death of hearing about the return of the saviour, ''he's got a great reception from the England fans in the corner - he's hungry for it - great pass from Rooney - nobody wants to score more'' and of course always said with a growl in your voice ''Roooooney'' everytime he's within 20yards of the fucking ball. No doubt he'll bang an hat trick tonight but for the rercord his Engerland goalscoring record for a supposedly world class striker is fucking shite. Only 2 goals against what I would consider to be the top ranked nations v Holland and Argentina 6/7 years ago now. He's scored against 3 of the middle ranked national teams in Denmark, Croatia and Russia and the rest have come against the worst of the worst. Don't let the facts spoil a good story though.

74 Appearances - 28 Goals

2003 - 3 Goals v Macedonia, Litchenstein and Denmark.
2004 - 6 Goals v Iceland (2) Switzerland (2) and Croatia (2)
2005 - 2 Goals v Denmark and Argentina
2006 - 1 Goal v Holland
2007 - 2 Goals v Estonia and Russia
2008 - 5 Goals v Croatia, Kazakhstan (2) and Belarus (2)
2009 - 6 Goals v Slovakia (2) Kazakhstan, Andorra (2) and Croatia
2010 - 1 Goal v Switzerland
2011 - 2 Goals v Bulgaria (2)
2012 - 0 Goals to date.

Interesting stats. Granny Shagger is not the messiah but he`s the best that we have got.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Sick to fucking death of hearing about the return of the saviour, ''he's got a great reception from the England fans in the corner - he's hungry for it - great pass from Rooney - nobody wants to score more'' and of course always said with a growl in your voice ''Roooooney'' everytime he's within 20yards of the fucking ball. No doubt he'll bang an hat trick tonight but for the rercord his Engerland goalscoring record for a supposedly world class striker is fucking shite. Only 2 goals against what I would consider to be the top ranked nations v Holland and Argentina 6/7 years ago now. He's scored against 3 of the middle ranked national teams in Denmark, Croatia and Russia and the rest have come against the worst of the worst. Don't let the facts spoil a good story though.

74 Appearances - 28 Goals

2003 - 3 Goals v Macedonia, Litchenstein and Denmark.
2004 - 6 Goals v Iceland (2) Switzerland (2) and Croatia (2)
2005 - 2 Goals v Denmark and Argentina
2006 - 1 Goal v Holland
2007 - 2 Goals v Estonia and Russia
2008 - 5 Goals v Croatia, Kazakhstan (2) and Belarus (2)
2009 - 6 Goals v Slovakia (2) Kazakhstan, Andorra (2) and Croatia
2010 - 1 Goal v Switzerland
2011 - 2 Goals v Bulgaria (2)
2012 - 0 Goals to date.

Interesting stats. Granny Shagger is not the messiah but he`s the best that we have got.

here's another interesting stat ... since his England Debut ... Rooney is our top goalscorer

 

[Coldcase]

Been lurking on here a while, seems quite decent banter.

Come on, if you'd have brought him when it looked like you were going too, you'd have been made up.

As I posted previously though, I don't like him( 3 weeks every major championship, and that's only because I cheer on fucking Lescott( fucking cock) and Gerrard)
But he is slightly English and our only real hope, although to be fair, I'd like to see Joe Hart notch a winner or sign for Everton.