The miserable old bastard thread

OK What pisses me off is flying when some selfish bastard in front reclines their seat as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off. No may I,no would you mind,just effing bang as they recline onto your lap wedging your tv screen into your chest without a by your leave.Wankers.
 
Ive never been banned...........is it a nice experience?
I've been banned once. I posted a photo caption competition of some trolls bukkaking a statue of a naked bird with good tits. I think I may have deserved it. Not posting it now, Ric'll ban me again!
 
Would of.

Could of.

Should of.

Don't they know the word 'have' exists.

A sad reflection of teachers today, who, despite their pupils being in their charge for over a decade, can't be bothered pointing out such a basic error.
 
These American FBI type shows & films, that have ways of saying things like 'we have eyes on....' why the fuck cant they just say 'were watching'

The way male members of the royal family wear uniforms with about 30 fucking medals on their chest...what did they do to get them ? There are guys who actually fought in wars that have none.

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I can't stand the whole Xfactor, purely capitalist shite that's in "Music"
Far far too much of it, not enough music with meaning.

Blonde skinny Bimbo teens singing songs written by fat, ugly and old balding men with record label connections.

It's your generation that run this industry, my age group are just the smiley front for the product to sell it to dumb kids on YouTube.

As for the beard and skinny jeans look.... Lol, I have a beard/stubble because I'm a lazy bastard and skinny jeans are cheap enough to buy.
No fashion reason for my look.

It's those super skinny jeans and 3ft long beards that look daft, with the tattoos down the whole neck and sleeves.

I hate the constant hard sell during Christmas, using what should be an event of kindness, seeing friends and family as one big operation to sell shit that isn't needed.

Fuck the starving homeless down the street, I want my HDTV and fruit juicer :/
 

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