The miserable old bastard thread

[carlosthejackal]

The whole concept of celebrities.
Wank shows like the X factor, the cunts who judge it the cunts who appear on it and the cunts who watch it.

 

[jimharri]

All those sad souls who reckon M*******y is the second coming, and all those refugees from the 90s who'll go to see Ian Brown struggling to sing next summer. Fuckwittery on an epically (made up word?), never seen before, massive scale.

 

[poh]

Shop workers telling me to 'have a good day' as i turn to leave,what the fuck do they know what i am doing that day or any other ? Do i look like a fat bastard american ? No i fucking dont ! So stick your 'have a good day up your fucking hole ! Cunts !

 

[zandvoort blue]

Selfish wankers that leave their cars parked outside your house for days on end
Children in Need....this is the governments job to provide
People who undertake on motorways/dual carriageways
Kids on mobile phones in the cinema in front of you with their screen constantly flashing
Those that try to speak with a shit Bronx American accent when their fucking English
Shop assistants that ignore the customer as their too bust telling their work colleague what they `re doing tonight

 

[1961_vintage]

That bloody air-head weather presenter Lucy Verasamy, half the time she can't read the autocue and the rest she's mangling the English language with phrases like "it's going to be freezing, frosty and icy", "late and low sunshine" and all the time she's waving her arms around like a demented tic tac man.

This may be true, I although I did hear that she was also quite presentable. If anyone has any photographic imagery they could share to help further this debate?

 

[stonerblue]

Pie, chips and gravy.

 

[stonerblue]

Fucking Queen.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People who can't differenciate between there, their and they're and your and you're. They really should be taken outside and shot at with an 88mm howitzer. Apart from the nice boys and girls on hear.

 

[Balti]

how many weather and traffic peeps do we actually need ffs

 

[jimharri]

Fucking Queen.

Fucking Queen haters. That covers about 95% of the forum (80% of the remaining 5% being liars).
:-)