The miserable old bastard thread

I know. Go to the pub you cunts.
For the life of me, I can't understand why blokes want to sit in Costa bastard Coffee, with a cardboard
bucket of over sweetened froth in front of them, crowds of screeching schoolgirls, and 23 stone
failed supermodels ramming prams into their ankles.
Daft cunts.
 
customers who say to me, "can you just plaster that up for me while you have some mixed?", well hey customer, while your at the bank getting my money, get some more out and pay me extra!!, tight cunts!!
 
customers who say to me, "can you just plaster that up for me while you have some mixed?", well hey customer, while your at the bank getting my money, get some more out and pay me extra!!, tight cunts!!
Or assume next day delivery means timed/am/pm/waiting around on site for hours at no extra charge!
 
The Showsec **** on P1 who tried be be clever and said I'm not coming in with my brolly, ****! Reasonable steward of the female type intervened and put away for later. Absolute nob jockey
 
Went to get 2 coffees from the local cafe and waited for about 10 minutes whilst some unemployable student fannied about. Finally it arrived, " enjoy " it said...........
Enjoy fucking what ????, the wait, the cafe, the customers, the weather, the economic climate, the tits on the bird at the till, the coffee, why fucking say only half a statement.
 

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