The most annoying thing your partner does?

inchy14 said:
If she bumps into anything or drops something, no matter what or how hard she fucking squeals, does my head in, if i'm downstairs and she's up i think she's really hurt herself.

Me " you alright love?"
Her " yes just dropped some washing"
Me " why did you scream like you'd been fucking shot then?"

Cue a look of derision that makes you fear of going to sleep!!

Oh and she's always saying " you know what i mean?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Is your Mrs Jessie J/Cher Lloyd/the Rizzle Kicks??
 
Pigeonho said:
inchy14 said:
If she bumps into anything or drops something, no matter what or how hard she fucking squeals, does my head in, if i'm downstairs and she's up i think she's really hurt herself.

Me " you alright love?"
Her " yes just dropped some washing"
Me " why did you scream like you'd been fucking shot then?"

Cue a look of derision that makes you fear of going to sleep!!

Oh and she's always saying " you know what i mean?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Is your Mrs Jessie J/Cher Lloyd/the Rizzle Kicks??


She's fucking 43 and should know better.

Women can live with 'em, can't do without 'em lol.
 
inchy14 said:
Pigeonho said:
inchy14 said:
If she bumps into anything or drops something, no matter what or how hard she fucking squeals, does my head in, if i'm downstairs and she's up i think she's really hurt herself.

Me " you alright love?"
Her " yes just dropped some washing"
Me " why did you scream like you'd been fucking shot then?"

Cue a look of derision that makes you fear of going to sleep!!

Oh and she's always saying " you know what i mean?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Is your Mrs Jessie J/Cher Lloyd/the Rizzle Kicks??


She's fucking 43 and should know better.

Women can live with 'em, can't do without 'em lol.
Stairs. Cupboard underneath them. No light. Chain. Padlock.
Sorted. ;-)
 
Runs up debts on her credit card and overdraft to a level that even Greece would worry about.

We are currently trying to do something about it - for about the 7th time. She has always had the attitude that I would 'sort it out'. As apparently I am a financial genius/magician...
 
Pigeonho said:
inchy14 said:
Pigeonho said:
Is your Mrs Jessie J/Cher Lloyd/the Rizzle Kicks??


She's fucking 43 and should know better.

Women can live with 'em, can't do without 'em lol.
Stairs. Cupboard underneath them. No light. Chain. Padlock.
Sorted. ;-)

See if she can say "yaknowwaddamean" after she's been without water for 4 days.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Pigeonho said:
inchy14 said:
She's fucking 43 and should know better.

Women can live with 'em, can't do without 'em lol.
Stairs. Cupboard underneath them. No light. Chain. Padlock.
Sorted. ;-)

See if she can say "yaknowwaddamean" after she's been without water for 4 days.
and fed cream crackers only.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Pigeonho said:
inchy14 said:
She's fucking 43 and should know better.

Women can live with 'em, can't do without 'em lol.
Stairs. Cupboard underneath them. No light. Chain. Padlock.
Sorted. ;-)

See if she can say "yaknowwaddamean" after she's been without water for 4 days.

You can only live for 3 days without water
 

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