The most annoying thing your partner does?

[Scareye]

If I am nipping to the shop I will say "Do you want anything? I'm getting a couple of cans and some nibbles." She inevitably says "Ooh no, I'm alright thanks I'm being good".

You know what's coming, I get back and she wants half my cans and three quarters of my Pringles.

Yep yep yep. My missus does this in restaurants, nicks half my scoff. Or if I go to the chippy she'll not want mushy peas but expect half of mine.
They're nuts

In their tiny, tiny minds they believe that not ordering it, but pinching it off us doesn't count.

Mines the same. I'm sure she thinks there are no calories if it comes off my plate!! If that was true I wouldn't be such a fat ****!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Yep yep yep. My missus does this in restaurants, nicks half my scoff. Or if I go to the chippy she'll not want mushy peas but expect half of mine.
They're nuts

In their tiny, tiny minds they believe that not ordering it, but pinching it off us doesn't count.

The calories don't exist if they don't ask for it


heads full of biscuit crumbs the lot of them

"Well, I only had a banana and a sandwich yesterday". Plus half my chips you fucking kidologist.

 

[LateBlue]

My Missus is a child minder and she constantly bangs on about other peoples kids that I have absolutely no interest in and I have to appear happy or I'm a miserable twat.
When I try and talk to her about city she'll just say 'it's only a game' ARGH.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

My Missus is a child minder and she constantly bangs on about other peoples kids that I have absolutely no interest in and I have to appear happy or I'm a miserable twat.
When I try and talk to her about city she'll just say 'it's only a game' ARGH.

When they get in from work and start going on about their workmates as well. "Well she said, he said, she turned round and said this, I feel like walking out..."

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Don't you know how fucking busy I am?

 

[green pennies]

I could sit in a chair and watch tv for 7 hours without her saying a word, but if I'm sitting in the exact same spot, wasting time in a nearly identical way, the one difference being I have a controller in my hand and am playing PS3? She goes bloody mental within about 15 minutes.

Every possible chore/thing to fix around the house/thing I promised I'd get to/blade of grass or length of hedge that needs to be trimmed/etc. gets brought up in rapid succession until I am forced to get up and shut the darn thing off.

It's the strangest thing. I could watch three football matches in a row without hearing a peep, but god help if I try to play three minutes of a match on FIFA12!

Anyone else have any experience with this phenomenon? I have tested this numerous times and it never fails. As Jason Lee's character Brody from Mallrats so aptly put it: "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega."

 

[inchy14]

If I am nipping to the shop I will say "Do you want anything? I'm getting a couple of cans and some nibbles." She inevitably says "Ooh no, I'm alright thanks I'm being good".

You know what's coming, I get back and she wants half my cans and three quarters of my Pringles.

This all the time, i'm making something to eat, "you want out?", no thanks, walk in room she's fucking eating half of it. (does this when i make cheese on toast, want to kill her at this point)

 

[johnny on the spot]

- Leaves used face wipes on the bathroom sink, despite the bin being located directly underneath.

- Goes out but sets the digital box to record EVERYTHING so you can't watch ANYTHING.

- Ketchup left on plates overnight.

- Completely oblivious to the concept of 'inside' and 'outside' voice.

- Mithers like fuck for a brew, then doesn't drink it.

- Sleeps in til 2pm on a Sunday, 'We never do anything at weekend'.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Despite the fact she has had cornflakes for breakfast she has managed to use every kitchen utensil known to man kind and then left all in the sink unwashed along with 4 glasses of half drunk water.
Leaves cupboard door open for me to walk into upon entering room

Has a go at me for leaving coat out despite the fact she leaves half her world lying around the house but it's okay for her as she is busy.

Fucking every reality show must be watched or recorded, is there no end to this shit

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

- Leaves used face wipes on the bathroom sink, despite the bin being located directly underneath.

- Goes out but sets the digital box to record EVERYTHING so you can't watch ANYTHING.

- Ketchup left on plates overnight.

- Completely oblivious to the concept of 'inside' and 'outside' voice.

- Mithers like fuck for a brew, then doesn't drink it.

- Sleeps in til 2pm on a Sunday, 'We never do anything at weekend'.

Divorce tackle that mate. Although if you need a cheaper alternative, I have a few tips.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

My Missus is a child minder and she constantly bangs on about other peoples kids that I have absolutely no interest in and I have to appear happy or I'm a miserable twat.
When I try and talk to her about city she'll just say 'it's only a game' ARGH.

But you do have an interest in some kids?