glen quagmire
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hughesy stop making those great substitutions!
or
jockey your man bridge stop tackling!
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jockey your man bridge stop tackling!
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The most innacurate football heckle ever............
- Thread starter Sultana of Brunei
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Anonymous
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That Samaras sure put in a shift today.
LongsightM13
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Come on Goat. Neville's got you in his pocket
Sultana of Brunei said:As has been described, yesterday was unbelievably frustrating and at times exasperating. This always brings the hecklers to their feet and we have all heard people shouting out things that they ought to regret later. Against Fulham a guy insisted on shouting "Two banks of four City, Two banks of four!" every 30 seconds or so. It's not a new thing, it's always happened in the 25 years I've been watching City.
Yesterday though the bar was well and truly raised. A guy in front of me stood and shouted "Tevez, you lazy bastard!". Now, in common with the majority consensus on here, I think he has been a disappointment to put it mildly. His touch is awful, his distribution lame, his shooting woeful but I was thinking, is that the most inaccurate heckle ever? If there is one thing that Carlos Tevez is not, then it's lazy. Surely?
Didsbury Dave and I spent half-time discussing this over a pint and trying to think of more inaccurate heckles that could possibly trump this clowns.
"De Jong, You just can't tackle son!"
"Kinkladze, Pass the ball you dickhead. You can't dribble to save your life"
"Given, You couldn't catch a cold!"
"Bell, Your just too fucking slow son!"
Anyone think of any more ?
Actually - catching is probably something that given needs to improve on. He never catches he always just deflects the ball away.
I got one though - "Wayne Bridge, have a rest lad, you track back too much !!
droylsdenblue
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laughed at a couple near me yesterday...just after we had gone 3-2 up and we had possession near the corner flag at the Burnley end a guy shouted "keep it there for half an hour"...pmsl !
When Teves had an opening in the first half another bloke shouted "dont fuckin shoot"...lol!
When Teves had an opening in the first half another bloke shouted "dont fuckin shoot"...lol!
That bloke certainly wasn't alone yesterday.droylsdenblue said:laughed at a couple near me yesterday...just after we had gone 3-2 up and we had possession near the corner flag at the Burnley end a guy shouted "keep it there for half an hour"...pmsl !
When Teves had an opening in the first half another bloke shouted "dont fuckin shoot"...lol!