The most innacurate football heckle ever............

[wrongun73]

fella in front of me yesterday kept standing up going 'shame on you linesman, shame on you'
i was laughing my cock off tbh

 

[Manci7y]

Although not a heckle really..

"City are back"

or

"oi chicken legs Redmond"

 

[butchasteve]

Tackle like you mean it Tiatto!!

 

[City Raider]

your alright dibs, there's no-one behind you

 

[bornblueegg]

Weaver, go round him

 

[fbloke]

Oi, Pointon you'll never tackle that Giggs

 

[Anonymous]

FUCKING WIN THE HEADER WRIGHT-PHILLIPS

 

[1961_vintage]

Guy behind me yesterday responsible for this classic case of mistaken identity:

Petrov gets the ball (admittedly on the right!), dinks in a crap cross.

Bloke stands-up and shouts "fucking ell shauny that's shite".

Should've gone to specsavers!

 

[vonksbignose]

Show some bloody fight for once Thatcher you soft twat!

 

[hgblue]

'Alan Ball's a football genius'.