The most unfunny comedian ever

[yankblue]

Russel Brand isn't funny in any way, shape, or form.

Dane Cook makes my ears bleed.

 

[2bluegp]

lenny henry - shit
ben elton - shit
jim davison - pure shit

& steve martin.just not fuuny at all, ever.

 

[withingtonmcfc]

Lenny Henry and Dawn French - surely the most unfunniest partnership in history? I bet they have a right laugh together.
Michael McIntyre - Awful. Has a face you would never get bored of slapping.
Alan Carr - Too camp. He's so bad I have to turn the TV over when he's on as I can't bear the sound of his voice.
Jimmy Carr - Too smug. Thought he went too far with that joke about soldiers in Afghanistan.
Russ Abbot - Terrible, especially that "see you Jimmy" character that was funny for about five minutes. He flogged it to death in the end.
Les Dennis - Made a living out of that crap Mavis Riley impression.
Stan Boardman - Made a living out of the fact the Luftwaffe used a fokker type aircraft to bomb British cities. I bet they didn't even "bomb his chippy"
Jimmy Tarbuck - Another crap Scouse comedian.
Frank Carson - "It's a cracker". No it isn't!

 

[pearcey71]

Ben Elton and all the other left-wing, anti-monachist, pc brigade of the 80s. Total wankers the lot of em!

 

[stonerblue]

jim carey
adam sandler
hancock

 

[Bowyers Sausages]

Surely it has to be the two Harrys - Hill and Enfield.

 

[stonerblue]

Surely it has to be the two Harrys - Hill and Enfield.

oh come on Mal'. Two of the funnier ones if you ask me. Also a bit non-plussed at Ben Elton. He isn't much as a stand-up but his writing is very good.

 

[BlueMoon93]

Ricky Gervais and Al Murray.

 

[stonerblue]

just thought of another. The big women who looks very scary. Can't recall her name but her show is a laughs free zone.

 

[Golden Slumbers]

Andy Parsons.

I win.

 

[The Pink Panther]

For today's stand up comedians there are some terrific nominations on this thread.
Ricky Gervais, Eddy Izzard, Peter Kay, Russel Brand, Al Murray, Lenny Henry and Alan Carr all top of my list along with every woman comic. I can honestly say I've never seen a woman who's any good at stand up comedy.

Who nominated Dara O'Brien? He's absolute quality.

 

[Stuart]

For today's stand up comedians there are some terrific nominations on this thread.
Ricky Gervais, Eddy Izzard, Peter Kay, Russel Brand, Al Murray, Lenny Henry and Alan Carr all top of my list along with every woman comic. I can honestly say I've never seen a woman who's any good at stand up comedy.

Who nominated Dara O'Brien? He's absolute quality.

BBC2 tonight , 11.30-12.30 ( after MOTD2 ) at the Hammersmith Appollo .

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

It's a toss up between Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand. But I think Gervais edges it.


And I can't believe how many people have said Eddie Izzard! He's hilarious!

 

[Damocles]

For today's stand up comedians there are some terrific nominations on this thread.
Ricky Gervais, Eddy Izzard, Peter Kay, Russel Brand, Al Murray, Lenny Henry and Alan Carr all top of my list along with every woman comic. I can honestly say I've never seen a woman who's any good at stand up comedy.

Who nominated Dara O'Brien? He's absolute quality.

That girl who was a stand up comedienne and a puppeteer was funny. Can't remember he name now, tiny she was, about three foot nothing.

Anyway, she was good until she became a game show paneller, and then turned shite. Lucy something or other I think.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Not sure what he was but Bill Hicks was about as funny as razor blades in your shit.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

That annoying Indian cockney woman. Can't think of her name but she's shit!

 

[Mayor West]

Talking about no woman being good at stand up, i really really like sarah millican, think she is a geordie, shes been on live at the apollo a few times, she's good.

 

[bluevengence]

Stewart Lee......what the fook is he about?...absolute dross

 

[Damocles]

Stewart Lee......what the fook is he about?...absolute dross

He's my favourite, think he's brilliant.

 

[supercity36]

For today's stand up comedians there are some terrific nominations on this thread.
Ricky Gervais, Eddy Izzard, Peter Kay, Russel Brand, Al Murray, Lenny Henry and Alan Carr all top of my list along with every woman comic. I can honestly say I've never seen a woman who's any good at stand up comedy.

Who nominated Dara O'Brien? He's absolute quality.

That girl who was a stand up comedienne and a puppeteer was funny. Can't remember he name now, tiny she was, about three foot nothing.

Anyway, she was good until she became a game show paneller, and then turned shite. Lucy something or other I think.

i know who youre on about. i honestly dont think id tire of punching her face in