The New City Mathematics

[SebastianBlue]

ƒ(x) = (((β ÷ ςπ) + ω) ∙ √∞) ÷ ∆τ + Ω

Where...

λ = Today's Match
β = Middlesbrough
ς = Snow
π = Pie
ω = Arse Commentators
∞ = Evil of FA
τ = City Squad
Ω = Mancini

Input:

today's match

Output:

win → cleansheet

 

[Damocles]

That's an awful lot of work for just saying:

"We won and kept ANOTHER clean sheet".

Anyway, your maths is wrong.

 

[Vicky]

Let me put that into laymans terms.

Benjani Minus goal = lazy sack of crap who should be sold ASAP.

 

[SebastianBlue]

That's an awful lot of work for just saying:

"We won and kept ANOTHER clean sheet".

Anyway, your maths is wrong.

Haha, thought I'd mix it up a bit with some math metaphor (which is never correct mathematically) rather than the same old thread. I suppose I could try an actual proof.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Let me put that into laymans terms.

Benjani Minus goal = lazy sack of crap who should be sold ASAP.

Valid equation.

 

[Damocles]

That's an awful lot of work for just saying:

"We won and kept ANOTHER clean sheet".

Anyway, your maths is wrong.

Haha, thought I'd mix it up a bit with some math metaphor (which is never correct mathematically) rather than the same old thread. I suppose I could try an actual proof.

You've piqued my interest somewhat. You should do a mathematical proof of why the long ball game shouldn't be played in the Premiership.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Haha, thought I'd mix it up a bit with some math metaphor (which is never correct mathematically) rather than the same old thread. I suppose I could try an actual proof.

You've piqued my interest somewhat. You should do a mathematical proof of why the long ball game shouldn't be played in the Premiership.

You mean there isn't already one?

 

[Damocles]

You've piqued my interest somewhat. You should do a mathematical proof of why the long ball game shouldn't be played in the Premiership.

You mean there isn't already one?

Probably not. Ryan Giggs isn't that into maths.

 

[sput the wonder pig]

weirdos

 

[SebastianBlue]

You mean there isn't already one?

Probably not. Ryan Giggs isn't that into maths.

I'd be surprised to find anyone on the Rags that knew what math was. Well, except Berbie... but that's only because of his lucrative arms dealing. Someone has to keep the books.