The New City Mathematics

[Pam]

Let me put that into laymans terms.

Benjani Minus goal = lazy sack of crap who should be sold ASAP.

And will be, if anyone would have him. He ought to join up with Jo at Everton and have done with it.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

There is another simple formula related to the original post.

2FC
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2


















Too fucking clever by half

 

[Pie]

Hah, I'll have to try that in my upcoming exams (third year BSC Mathematics).

 

[Damocles]

Probably not. Ryan Giggs isn't that into maths.

I'd be surprised to find anyone on the Rags that knew what math was. Well, except Berbie... but that's only because of his lucrative arms dealing. Someone has to keep the books.

Yeah, though I think he probably volunteered because he thought it involved convicts sex.

That's an insanely nerdy joke.

EDIT - Mind you, out of our 18,000 members, about 10 of them will laugh, which statistically is about average for me.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Hah, I'll have to try that in my upcoming exams (third year BSC Mathematics).

Used to do it with assessments that weren't necessary for me to get a grade. I'd just try to come up with something clever to get the instructor going. Got a couple points extra on some because of it. Failed one, though. Turns out he was a Rag.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I'd be surprised to find anyone on the Rags that knew what math was. Well, except Berbie... but that's only because of his lucrative arms dealing. Someone has to keep the books.

Yeah, though I think he probably volunteered because he thought it involved convicts sex.

That's an insanely nerdy joke.

EDIT - Mind you, out of our 18,000 members, about 10 of them will laugh, which statistically is about average for me.

Statistically similar to Heskey's strike return.

But same thing happens with me.

 

[Damocles]

Yeah, though I think he probably volunteered because he thought it involved convicts sex.

That's an insanely nerdy joke.

EDIT - Mind you, out of our 18,000 members, about 10 of them will laugh, which statistically is about average for me.

Statistically similar to Heskey's strike return.

But same thing happens with me.

Don't worry, statistics are crap anyway.

Statistically, we all have an above average number of legs.

 

[BillyMC]

Minus

Plus

Equals

 

[SebastianBlue]

Statistically similar to Heskey's strike return.

But same thing happens with me.

Don't worry, statistics are crap anyway.

Statistically, we all have an above average number of legs.

Especially if you factor in Benjani.

 

[Pam]

Minus

Plus

Equals

Bootiful ..... but MH looks like Hilda Ogden in that top one.