The New Pope

[Gaylord du Bois]

You get nothing in that game for two in the bed.

 

[Rascal]

Hope they have voted in a black lesbian woman

Rather than one of the usual neanderathal crackpots

 

[intheknow!]

That was quite exciting and actually a bit emotional!

I class myself as a Catholic and a believer, even though I don't go to Church or 'practice' the Faith, really. I went to a Catholic Nursery, Primary, Secondary and Sixth Form, basically from the age of 3 until 18 years old, being Catholic will always be part of who I am.

All the people mocking and criticising the Catholic Church, yes mistakes have been made and wrong doing has occurred but what about all the good things? In Britain the Catholic Church has provided fantastic education to millions of children over the years etc.


Anyway, Latin America is becoming the 'heartland' of the faith. 42% of the world's Catholics are in South America, so the Church had to stop being so Euro Centric.

 

[scotty123]

Fuckin hell, Mrs Underpants has gone all pious Catholic in the last few hours, iv never seen her like this, crossing herself, hail Marying, kissing her crucifix its love bites and everyfink Jeff

If she thinks im eating fish on Friday she can fuck right off

If you don't, you can forget any jiggy-jig then!

I can stretch to (Birds Eye) fishy fingers then

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Fuckin hell, Mrs Underpants has gone all pious Catholic in the last few hours, iv never seen her like this, crossing herself, hail Marying, kissing her crucifix its love bites and everyfink Jeff

If she thinks im eating fish on Friday she can fuck right off

If you don't, you can forget any jiggy-jig then!

She's probably just realised its steak and blow job day tomorrow.

 

[Alex the Blue]

Re: Divine intervention?

Mitre known we'd get some puns on here.

There won't be too many with you pontificating!

Don't make me cross

 

[Vicar]

Re: Divine intervention?

The new Pope is an Argentinian, who will be known as Francis I.

Is he big mates with Carlos, Kun and Zaba?

And taking Francis - after one of the Holy Trinity - as his papal name, must mean he is a City fan.

Is divine intervention about to take a hand in the title race after Pope Francis I has a word with the bloke upstairs?

Amen to that my son

 

[scotty123]

Fuckin hell, Mrs Underpants has gone all pious Catholic in the last few hours, iv never seen her like this, crossing herself, hail Marying, kissing her crucifix its love bites and everyfink Jeff

If she thinks im eating fish on Friday she can fuck right off

If you don't, you can forget any jiggy-jig then!

She's probably just realised its steak and blow job day tomorrow.

Whats this ! Didnt know that, has the new Pope just declared it so, not a bad lad then

 

[andyhinch]

The fucker put the cookery back on BBC2 ****

 

[TonyBook]

Many congratulations to all Catholics.

Sergio is happy.

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