The old follow through

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Come on own up who's had the old follow through wet fart etc boxer shorts off hid behind the toilet in the local boozer happened to a mate of mine last night funny as fook not for him mind you.
 
Mate of mine was driving back from somewhere once with his wife and her brother and his girlfriend. First time they had met her. Anyway he needs a shit and they are on the M62. Brother and GF had nodded off in back. He whispered to his missus that he had to stop as he needed a shit and would have to do it in the farmers field over the barrier! She wasn't impressed and said they are only 15 miles or so from home so "just hold on". He thought slipping a fart out might ease the pressure a bit but clearly not and he literally just shat himself in the car. All over the shop. They then get stuck in a traffic jam and get home an hour later with both him and the car stinking of shit!

Beat that.......
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said:
Mate of mine was driving back from somewhere once with his wife and her brother and his girlfriend. First time they had met her. Anyway he needs a shit and they are on the M62. Brother and GF had nodded off in back. He whispered to his missus that he had to stop as he needed a shit and would have to do it in the farmers field over the barrier! She wasn't impressed and said they are only 15 miles or so from home so "just hold on". He thought slipping a fart out might ease the pressure a bit but clearly not and he literally just shat himself in the car. All over the shop. They then get stuck in a traffic jam and get home an hour later with both him and the car stinking of shit!

Beat that.......
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Standby.
I did it after a good 15 hrs on Guinness at my engagement doo many years ago in fancy dress as Braveheart
 
Not exactly a follow through, but let's say I didn't make it to the bogs at work in time yesterday. I've never seen a shit emerge so quickly and with as little warning. Luckily, I only live a mile from work, so I was able to nip home after cleaning myself up as best as I could.
 
Happened to me in Kraków. Went to the bog to sort myself out, no toilet roll... So off came the socks, I put them on my hand like a glove and wiped myself up. I didn't take into consideration that socks will absorb liquid so I ended up with shit all over my hands. Left the cubicle to wash my hands, taps on the sink didn't work.
Had to walk through the bar with shitty hands, out the door and around Kraków trying to find a McDonald's so I could use their toilet. Found a kfc, went to the bog and the guy wanted some money before I could go into the toilet. I tried to explain my situation but he wasn't letting me in for free, so I got him some coins with my shitty hand and placed them forcefully in his palm making sure to make as much contact with my shitty hand onto his hand. It's the little victories
 
CTID1988 said:
Happened to me in Kraków. Went to the bog to sort myself out, no toilet roll... So off came the socks, I put them on my hand like a glove and wiped myself up. I didn't take into consideration that socks will absorb liquid so I ended up with shit all over my hands. Left the cubicle to wash my hands, taps on the sink didn't work.
Had to walk through the bar with shitty hands, out the door and around Kraków trying to find a McDonald's so I could use their toilet. Found a kfc, went to the bog and the guy wanted some money before I could go into the toilet. I tried to explain my situation but he wasn't letting me in for free, so I got him some coins with my shitty hand and placed them forcefully in his palm making sure to make as much contact with my shitty hand onto his hand. It's the little victories
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I would have washed my hands with beer to be honest.
 
CTID1988 said:
Happened to me in Kraków. Went to the bog to sort myself out, no toilet roll... So off came the socks, I put them on my hand like a glove and wiped myself up. I didn't take into consideration that socks will absorb liquid so I ended up with shit all over my hands. Left the cubicle to wash my hands, taps on the sink didn't work.
Had to walk through the bar with shitty hands, out the door and around Kraków trying to find a McDonald's so I could use their toilet. Found a kfc, went to the bog and the guy wanted some money before I could go into the toilet. I tried to explain my situation but he wasn't letting me in for free, so I got him some coins with my shitty hand and placed them forcefully in his palm making sure to make as much contact with my shitty hand onto his hand. It's the little victories
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Fucking class
 
jimharri said:
Not exactly a follow through, but let's say I didn't make it to the bogs at work in time yesterday. I've never seen a shit emerge so quickly and with as little warning. Luckily, I only live a mile from work, so I was able to nip home after cleaning myself up as best as I could.
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You have shattered my illusion of you jimbo,less Clooney and more Steptoe
 
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