Couple of drinks in a lovely cocktail bar, then off for a fancy meal with no expense spared. Whisk her back to yours for some wine and music, telling her all the time how much you love her. Then, only when the time is right, gently take her by the hand, lead her into the bedroom, gently lay her on the bed and shit in her ****.
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The perfect date.
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york away to this!
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To be honest my perfect date would be anything as long as the bloke paid for everything - to hell with feminism !!
...as shallow as a puddle in the Gobi...
Le Havre Oswald
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Lovely.Couple of drinks in a lovely cocktail bar, then off for a fancy meal with no expense spared. Whisk her back to yours for some wine and music, telling her all the time how much you love her. Then, only when the time is right, gently take her by the hand, lead her into the bedroom, gently lay her on the bed and shit in her ****.
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As you're in the Himalayas I'd suggest wrapping up warm and taking a nice stroll up Everest. Not too high though as altitude is a good excuse for a headache and we all know the headache excuse. Take some nice warm, alcoholic drink with you and watch the sunrise together. Then get her back in the tent, slowly undress her, start with the hiking boots and work your way through the llama wool jacket and thermal undies. If she doesn't do exactly what you want, bury her under the snow.
Fuck burying her under the snow at that altitude, far too much work with the oxygen levels up there, a push will do the job and looks more likely to be an accident.
whp.blue
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I did similar with my ex. Booked a weekend away to Rome, surprised her on the day of the flight and she went mental... said i was being controlling because i booked it without her knowing. So, if your missus has a tendency to be absolutely insane i would recommend against this.
Small world I think I married your Ex !
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Take her to Le Gavroche in London and order a sticky toffee pudding. There they use plump, moist and luscious medjool dates from the middle east. The perfect date for that particular dessert
everythingchangesbutblue
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Buy yourself some time by saying you are planning the date and spend that time just listening to her, she will mention something in passing that she likes or would like to do. Weeks later surprise her buy doing that thing. If there is one thing woman like it is that you are paying attention to what they say because the whole female population are convinced we don't listen, which is of course true. You show her you are and give her a memorable night then you are golden( at least for a fortnight)
Yaya_Tony
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All good dates should end the same way!No one shared how their best date went.
jimharri
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I'd say the "ideas" section at Mills and Boon are scouring this thread as I speak. Er, type.
Barcon
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The correct answer to the question, "what is the perfect date", is, one that sucks and fucks till midnight, then turns into a case of beer and two of your best mates.