The Price of Condoms

[TheMightyQuinn]

Just before I split with my ex I'd splashed out on a bumper box of jonnies from Lidl and it still annoys me that they were mostly unused. It also bothers me that they were possibly not unused and I'd essentially funded my ex's shags after we'd split up.

 

[stony]

Just before I split with my ex I'd splashed out on a bumper box of jonnies from Lidl and it still annoys me that they were mostly unused. It also bothers me that they were possibly not unused and I'd essentially funded my ex's shags after we'd split up.

I remember when contraception involved telling the girl a different name and giving her a wrong number. Not that I'd condone such irresponsible behaviour.