The Queen

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

Bollocks.

The North of England left to its own devices would be as valid a self governing entity as independent Scotland - only with better looking women and no deep fried mars bars.

You need us.

you hate needing us.

we know you need us.

we know you know you need us, and we know you hate needing us.

you hate us but you hate yourself for needing us even more.

Deal with it, whippet boy.

You will be the first against the wall come the revolution, you southern capitalist running dog.
Once we kidnap your queen and keep her in a cage in Piccadilly Gardens, the tourists will flock in their millions and bring in untold billions of revenue, according to our resident monarchists.
You will then be living in a colder version of Venice, and feeding on Thames water rats, as the north will need London like Riva Steenkamp needs a late night piss.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

Bollocks.

The North of England left to its own devices would be as valid a self governing entity as independent Scotland - only with better looking women and no deep fried mars bars.

You need us.

you hate needing us.

we know you need us.

we know you know you need us, and we know you hate needing us.

you hate us but you hate yourself for needing us even more.

Deal with it, whippet boy.

You will be the first against the wall come the revolution, you southern capitalist running dog.
Once we kidnap your queen and keep her in a cage in Piccadilly Gardens, the tourists will flock in their millions and bring in untold billions of revenue, according to our resident monarchists.
You will then be living in a colder version of Venice, and feeding on Thames water rats, as the north will need London like Riva Steenkamp needs a late night piss.

Im sure lots of people would flock to see that. Think UNICEF or NATO or some other bollocks like that might take issue with it though. The USA would probably attack and bomb there own places missing everyone else

 

[DTKOAG]

Your'e a nasty man Fetlocks.
In the Windsors we northerners trust.

 

[BWTAC]

Your'e a nasty man Fetlocks.
In the Windsors we northerners trust.

I always thought Saxe Coburg Gotha had more of a ring to it.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Leave our Queen alone, anarchist scumbags, the Tower is still able to accommodate you... !

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Your'e a nasty man Fetlocks.
In the Windsors we northerners trust.

The only worthwhile Windsor is Kelly off Emmerdale.
The other Nazi-lovers should be used for vivisection.

 

[Chris in London]

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

Bollocks.

The North of England left to its own devices would be as valid a self governing entity as independent Scotland - only with better looking women and no deep fried mars bars.

You need us.

you hate needing us.

we know you need us.

we know you know you need us, and we know you hate needing us.

you hate us but you hate yourself for needing us even more.

Deal with it, whippet boy.

You will be the first against the wall come the revolution, you southern capitalist running dog.
Once we kidnap your queen and keep her in a cage in Piccadilly Gardens, the tourists will flock in their millions and bring in untold billions of revenue, according to our resident monarchists.
You will then be living in a colder version of Venice, and feeding on Thames water rats, as the north will need London like Riva Steenkamp needs a late night piss.

Keep the queen in a cage? who could tell the difference from all the other cages you lot in the north live in?

The north of england exists only to provide people with money with something to drive past on their way to the grouse moors.

 

[Ban-jani]

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

Bollocks.

The North of England left to its own devices would be as valid a self governing entity as independent Scotland - only with better looking women and no deep fried mars bars.

You need us.

you hate needing us.

we know you need us.

we know you know you need us, and we know you hate needing us.

you hate us but you hate yourself for needing us even more.

Deal with it, whippet boy.

You will be the first against the wall come the revolution, you southern capitalist running dog.
Once we kidnap your queen and keep her in a cage in Piccadilly Gardens, the tourists will flock in their millions and bring in untold billions of revenue, according to our resident monarchists.
You will then be living in a colder version of Venice, and feeding on Thames water rats, as the north will need London like Riva Steenkamp needs a late night piss.

I may now get sacked because of you, for spitting my brew all over my computer.

PMSL.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The thought of the Queen in a cage in Piccadilly Gardens does have some comedy mileage, notwithstanding my earlier comments about HRH.

 

[Anonymous]

Like most leaders none of the above was wholly bad nor wholly good. We the people give political power to elected politicians, and notwithstanding that they all seem to be cunts of the highest order that is as it should be. For better or worse, we get the political leadership we choose at the ballot box. We better bloody well had do, as well - some of the the social choices made under Thatcher, for instance, or some of the economic choices made under Blair are still being paid for.

A head of state however does not wield political power (not in our constitution anyway). Our head of state has largely a representative role, acknowledging that there is some real benefit in building trade relations and so forth. As a head of state, in what is a non-political role however, it is to my mind a good thing to have a person who transcends politics (though many people wouldn't be that surprised if they found that HMQ's actual political beliefs are not dissimilar to Nigel Farage's).

The Queen has little if any real political power but our head of state has nonetheless an important role on the world stage. Anachronistic or not, I am much happier that the role is undertaken by Elizabeth II than I would be by a President Blair or a President Thatcher. I am far happier that the nation I live in is represented by her than by a career politician.

You see, as "...head of state..." and this wonderful magnet for foreign trade and investment you'd expect her to champion the whole of the UK and be a shining advert for all of us.

Unfortunately, despite being "...head of state..." she doesn't seem to care for my home city. Now, I've no issue per sé with her private opinion of Manchester, but to espouse that publicly whilst on a foreign jolly is quite unforgivable in my (albeit possibly narrow and little) mind.

She is a **** and can fuck right off.

You must know her private view of Manchester, surely?

In case you don't know, in the 80s Prince Charles came to open a new children's ward in Manchester, and he came wearing a god-awful hat made out of fox fur.

After a day of thinking 'what has he got on' one of the braver nurses asked him about the headgear and he said it was the Queen's idea. On telling her where he was going the next day, she had replied 'Manchester? Wear the fox hat'.

Shart arp yoo tart!

:)