The Queen

[aguero93:20]

'I was wrong' would have been quicker to type and more accurate.
What is it with you southern cunts - is it hardwired into your DNA to tug your forelock and doff your cap to a family of Nazi-appeasers who are about as English as Brie?
And you elected that Bullingdon albino pissflap as mayor.
The sooner that fucking flood barrier is opened the better.
The north will rise again, as Mark E Smith so succinctly put it.

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

They're not all rags fetlocks, there's Tarquins and Chavs down there as well, Markt85 is from down there, Spurs too...... Use a Nuke.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

They're not all rags fetlocks, there's Tarquins and Chavs down there as well, Markt85 is from down there, Spurs too...... Use a Nuke.

Hey you shitbags, I want more than an afternoons notice to come home before you let rip with WOMD (Nuclear Candles)..!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

They're not all rags fetlocks, there's Tarquins and Chavs down there as well, Markt85 is from down there, Spurs too...... Use a Nuke.

Im not sure im up for this killing of me really. Im born to a northern family which technically makes me an expat. If there were passports I would be entitled to one by birth.
Does this include Wales as well?

 

[bluevengence]

'I was wrong' would have been quicker to type and more accurate.
What is it with you southern cunts - is it hardwired into your DNA to tug your forelock and doff your cap to a family of Nazi-appeasers who are about as English as Brie?
And you elected that Bullingdon albino pissflap as mayor.
The sooner that fucking flood barrier is opened the better.
The north will rise again, as Mark E Smith so succinctly put it.

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

And have you ever tried to get chips and gravy down the smoke?...they look at you like you have two heads........cunts

 

[aguero93:20]

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

They're not all rags fetlocks, there's Tarquins and Chavs down there as well, Markt85 is from down there, Spurs too...... Use a Nuke.

Im not sure im up for this killing of me really. Im born to a northern family which technically makes me an expat. If there were passports I would be entitled to one by birth.
Does this include Wales as well?

Nah, I live far too close to Wales.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

They're not all rags fetlocks, there's Tarquins and Chavs down there as well, Markt85 is from down there, Spurs too...... Use a Nuke.

Im not sure im up for this killing of me really. Im born to a northern family which technically makes me an expat. If there were passports I would be entitled to one by birth.
Does this include Wales as well?

Nah, I live far too close to Wales.

Hold on a second but that would save Middlesbrough, I mean what the fuck!!

 

[bluevengence]

Im not sure im up for this killing of me really. Im born to a northern family which technically makes me an expat. If there were passports I would be entitled to one by birth.
Does this include Wales as well?

Nah, I live far too close to Wales.

Hold on a second but that would save Middlesbrough, I mean what the fuck!!

That would be a no go zone...a bit like chenoble

 

[The Flash]

She does pomp and ceremony very well, (I've watched the Irish state visit) and the amount of people employed to put on state occasions must surely count as a plus point for her.

This part I've never gotten, the money could be spent employing people to work with the disadvantaged, to help in schools, to increase police presence in areas that need it etc etc etc. There's never enough money in an annual budget, why do people think spending it on pomp and bureaucracy is a positive?

TBF, charities that have Royal patronage seem to much better than those that don't. So the disadvantaged DO benefit from the Monarchy.

By your reckoning, we should have fucked the Olympics off too, fucking waste of the public purse that 2 week show of pomp...

 

[aguero93:20]

She does pomp and ceremony very well, (I've watched the Irish state visit) and the amount of people employed to put on state occasions must surely count as a plus point for her.

This part I've never gotten, the money could be spent employing people to work with the disadvantaged, to help in schools, to increase police presence in areas that need it etc etc etc. There's never enough money in an annual budget, why do people think spending it on pomp and bureaucracy is a positive?

TBF, charities that have Royal patronage seem to much better than those that don't. So the disadvantaged DO benefit from the Monarchy.

By your reckoning, we should have fucked the Olympics off too, fucking waste of the public purse that 2 week show of pomp...

Depends on your opinion I suppose. There's no point trying to pretend that the money spent on those events is for any other purpose than gaining prestige though.

 

[Chris in London]

'I was wrong' would have been quicker to type and more accurate.
What is it with you southern cunts - is it hardwired into your DNA to tug your forelock and doff your cap to a family of Nazi-appeasers who are about as English as Brie?
And you elected that Bullingdon albino pissflap as mayor.
The sooner that fucking flood barrier is opened the better.
The north will rise again, as Mark E Smith so succinctly put it.

Yes but that was glaringly obvious was it not
I have no love for the Royal Family really I just could not give a fuck as you keep saying you dont despite getting angry on the subject.
I did not live in London when he was first voted in and was not registered to vote the second time so nothing to do with me
The flood barrier has only been operated 43 times since 1983 and most of those are precautionary measures just in case
The North may well rise again. Are we saying north of Watford or north of Birmingham as constituting north though?

Anyone south of Macclesfield has to die.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is - beyond that point you all vote Conservative, and love the monarchy, and are usually rags.
You just have to be eradicated from the food chain.
Clearly I would allow sufficient time for ex-pat northerners to sell up and head home, say an afternoon, but then the barrier will be opened on a permanent basis and the city flooded.
Think of it as ethnic cleansing, northern style.
We don't like your pie mash, or your expensive flat beer, or your lack of mushy peas.
In short, you are all incestuous cockney vermin and we hate you.

Bollocks.

The North of England left to its own devices would be as valid a self governing entity as independent Scotland - only with better looking women and no deep fried mars bars.

You need us.

you hate needing us.

we know you need us.

we know you know you need us, and we know you hate needing us.

you hate us but you hate yourself for needing us even more.

Deal with it, whippet boy.