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The RNLI
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bluethrunthru
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Grimes claims to be a Christian. Clearly unfamiliar with the parable of the Good Samaritan which is odd for a Christian. I claim no faith yet I have heard of it.
PannickAtTheDisco
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What about 4. Sink the life boats, if they can swim it back to shore they keep their passport. If not, the immigrants get one instead and we deport the life boat guards to France to take the challenge.
BobKowalski
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What about 4. Sink the life boats, if they can swim it back to shore they keep their passport. If not, the immigrants get one instead and we deport the life boat guards to France to take the challenge.
Someone has seen the GB News Sports Schedule launching next week.
Craftywank is desperate for a job on Great Brillo newsRight Wing childish hate speak nonce Grimesy's view on things
bluethrunthru
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Craftywank is desperate for a job on Great Brillo news
Yeah but he doesn't have the background...... despite Johnsons red wall wins I am afraid that for Neil a north eastern working class accent is just going too far.... so he hired Tom Harwood
PannickAtTheDisco
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yhp, wall-to-wall coverage of the Olympricks.Someone has seen the GB News Sports Schedule launching next week.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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Can you believe that one person actually voted to let them drown. Goodness me
Rascal
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I love these sort of suggestions.France could stop selling dingies
It shows what a fallacy laissez faire economic thought actually is. If the dinghy supplier was a Tory donor they would be given a taxpayers funded grant to build better dinghies with a larger capacity, that would bring the dinghy spotting loons out in droves to the white cliffs and a Tory donating Ice Cream making company would get the licence to sell ice creams to the dinghy spotting fraternity.
A Tory donating Bow and Arrow making company could get a grant to make bigger bows and arrows and they could let the dinghy spotters take a shot at £10 per arrow to try and sink the dinghies.
If a dinghy is sunk the RNLI would rescue the people in the dinghy and Grimes wold be spotted crafty wanking at the end of the breakwater at Dover harbour as Farage shouts loudly into a GBeebies microphone something about forriners blocking up the A555 near Talacre, whilst Tiny Tommy Ten Names and his crew of 3 EDL nonces watch Grimes crafty wanking thinking "wish he had no pubes"
Patel would arrive in full battle dress for a photo Op with the Daily Heil and would be filmed using one of the Bow and Arrows as she aimed at dinghies to get in the GB Shooting at Dinghies Archery team for the Paris Olympics.
Johnson dressed in a high viz jacket would be interviewed saying "flubadubabub vaccine vaccines Fluba, Fluba vaccines and be mistaken for a bright yellow dinghy which Patel would shoot at and the fat **** would pop and his hair would be sold to an Alpaca farmer whose favourite Alpaca had aloepecia.
Another normal day in the weird and wacky world the UK has become
MillionMilesAway
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I love these sort of suggestions.
It shows what a fallacy laissez faire economic thought actually is. If the dinghy supplier was a Tory donor they would be given a taxpayers funded grant to build better dinghies with a larger capacity, that would bring the dinghy spotting loons out in droves to the white cliffs and a Tory donating Ice Cream making company would get the licence to sell ice creams to the dinghy spotting fraternity.
A Tory donating Bow and Arrow making company could get a grant to make bigger bows and arrows and they could let the dinghy spotters take a shot at £10 per arrow to try and sink the dinghies.
If a dinghy is sunk the RNLI would rescue the people in the dinghy and Grimes wold be spotted crafty wanking at the end of the breakwater at Dover harbour as Farage shouts loudly into a GBeebies microphone something about forriners blocking up the A555 near Talacre, whilst Tiny Tommy Ten Names and his crew of 3 EDL nonces watch Grimes crafty wanking thinking "wish he had no pubes"
Patel would arrive in full battle dress for a photo Op with the Daily Heil and would be filmed using one of the Bow and Arrows as she aimed at dinghies to get in the GB Shooting at Dinghies Archery team for the Paris Olympics.
Johnson dressed in a high viz jacket would be interviewed saying "flubadubabub vaccine vaccines Fluba, Fluba vaccines and be mistaken for a bright yellow dinghy which Patel would shoot at and the fat **** would pop and his hair would be sold to an Alpaca farmer whose favourite Alpaca had aloepecia.
Another normal day in the weird and wacky world the UK has become
Liked that, although I think you would find that the RNLI would have been renamed Serco-RNLI.