The RNLI

What Should The RNLI Do?

  • 1. Break The Law and Save People

    Votes: 82 95.3%

  • 2. Obey The Law and Let People Drown

    Votes: 4 4.7%

  • 3. I’m a GB News Viewer and want Option 2 televised.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    86
  • Poll closed .
What about 4. Sink the life boats, if they can swim it back to shore they keep their passport. If not, the immigrants get one instead and we deport the life boat guards to France to take the challenge.
 
tshirtman said:
Craftywank is desperate for a job on Great Brillo news
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Yeah but he doesn't have the background...... despite Johnsons red wall wins I am afraid that for Neil a north eastern working class accent is just going too far.... so he hired Tom Harwood
 
ctwrd said:
France could stop selling dingies
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I love these sort of suggestions.

It shows what a fallacy laissez faire economic thought actually is. If the dinghy supplier was a Tory donor they would be given a taxpayers funded grant to build better dinghies with a larger capacity, that would bring the dinghy spotting loons out in droves to the white cliffs and a Tory donating Ice Cream making company would get the licence to sell ice creams to the dinghy spotting fraternity.

A Tory donating Bow and Arrow making company could get a grant to make bigger bows and arrows and they could let the dinghy spotters take a shot at £10 per arrow to try and sink the dinghies.

If a dinghy is sunk the RNLI would rescue the people in the dinghy and Grimes wold be spotted crafty wanking at the end of the breakwater at Dover harbour as Farage shouts loudly into a GBeebies microphone something about forriners blocking up the A555 near Talacre, whilst Tiny Tommy Ten Names and his crew of 3 EDL nonces watch Grimes crafty wanking thinking "wish he had no pubes"

Patel would arrive in full battle dress for a photo Op with the Daily Heil and would be filmed using one of the Bow and Arrows as she aimed at dinghies to get in the GB Shooting at Dinghies Archery team for the Paris Olympics.

Johnson dressed in a high viz jacket would be interviewed saying "flubadubabub vaccine vaccines Fluba, Fluba vaccines and be mistaken for a bright yellow dinghy which Patel would shoot at and the fat **** would pop and his hair would be sold to an Alpaca farmer whose favourite Alpaca had aloepecia.

Another normal day in the weird and wacky world the UK has become
 
Rascal said:
I love these sort of suggestions.

It shows what a fallacy laissez faire economic thought actually is. If the dinghy supplier was a Tory donor they would be given a taxpayers funded grant to build better dinghies with a larger capacity, that would bring the dinghy spotting loons out in droves to the white cliffs and a Tory donating Ice Cream making company would get the licence to sell ice creams to the dinghy spotting fraternity.

A Tory donating Bow and Arrow making company could get a grant to make bigger bows and arrows and they could let the dinghy spotters take a shot at £10 per arrow to try and sink the dinghies.

If a dinghy is sunk the RNLI would rescue the people in the dinghy and Grimes wold be spotted crafty wanking at the end of the breakwater at Dover harbour as Farage shouts loudly into a GBeebies microphone something about forriners blocking up the A555 near Talacre, whilst Tiny Tommy Ten Names and his crew of 3 EDL nonces watch Grimes crafty wanking thinking "wish he had no pubes"

Patel would arrive in full battle dress for a photo Op with the Daily Heil and would be filmed using one of the Bow and Arrows as she aimed at dinghies to get in the GB Shooting at Dinghies Archery team for the Paris Olympics.

Johnson dressed in a high viz jacket would be interviewed saying "flubadubabub vaccine vaccines Fluba, Fluba vaccines and be mistaken for a bright yellow dinghy which Patel would shoot at and the fat **** would pop and his hair would be sold to an Alpaca farmer whose favourite Alpaca had aloepecia.

Another normal day in the weird and wacky world the UK has become
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Liked that, although I think you would find that the RNLI would have been renamed Serco-RNLI.
 
PannickAtTheDisco said:
What about 4. Sink the life boats, if they can swim it back to shore they keep their passport. If not, the immigrants get one instead and we deport the life boat guards to France to take the challenge.
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Don't turn it into a game show ! Grimes is desperate to get a regular slot on the telly as it is lol !!
 
It's amazing how even the RNLI is now caught up in political shite. I really do despise the world that we live in, it couldn't be more depressing. I honestly wish we could burn Parliament down so that we could live in peace away from this daily assault in trying to create division.

I'm no authoritarian but I seriously believe it's now time to consider banning social media because it's driving us into the lowest of the low and it really doesn't matter sometimes which side you are on.
 
do you know what - I think this thread is about something that has made me the most angry of any BM thread - even Brexit hasn't made me as angry as the idea of attacking the RNLI over boat people. If this is not reversed then the UK is irrevocably broken. The shit stains abusing the RNLI volunteers need to be called out and silenced. Rant over.
 
The poster wanting to let them drown is definitely a ****. He shows his cuntiness most day on various threads. The type of **** who sits in the corner of a pub with other like minded cunts telling each other how Covid is just a case of getting a cold and masks are for sheep and vaccinations are an affront to their personal liberties, the worst type of **** basically.
 
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