The semi official thinking out loud thread

[dronefromsector7g]

Should I stay up to watch Safe House?

 

[squirtyflower]

There are some right stupid cunts in the Transfer Forum who only come on Bluemoon during the transfer window

 

[LWashington]

Shall I have early breakfast or go back to bed?

 

[LWashington]

Just found a packet of bulbs I forgot to plant, is it too late in the year now?

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

I fuckin hate rags !

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Michaela Strachan would still get it.

 

[bluegirl74]

I really don't know why I bother. Grrr.

 

[kaz7]

I love the supervet

 

[mscenterh750]

Think I'll google cock enlargement companies, and request a brochure or price quote.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I'm beginning to think wiping your arse on a damp sponge instead of bog roll, is the future.

 

[Barcon]

I think tangerinesteve has a point. My arsehole is stinging.

 

[malg]

I want a pair of those smuggling duds.

 

[LWashington]

Shall I watch a film or listen to music?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Why am I watching such a fucking shite film

 

[stony]

I'm beginning to think wiping your arse on a damp sponge instead of bog roll, is the future.

Actually mate it's more like a couple of thousand years in the past

What did the Romans ever do for us?

 

[stony]

I think tangerinesteve has a point. My arsehole is stinging.

Splash a little TCP on your ring. It's very soothing.

 

[Barcon]

Splash a little TCP on your ring. It's very soothing.

I don't have any. I tried some eye glasses cleaner. Cleaned her up a bit but still sore.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Ah! a sponge on a handle.. genius!

But simply running a shitty sponge under a tap doesn't clean it efficiently. I suppose you could add a little soap and twist it around the sink.

Regardless, it is much more efficient than toilet roll.. also if you have instant hot water, it is rather pleasant.

 

[stony]

Ah! a sponge on a handle.. genius!

But simply running a shitty sponge under a tap doesn't clean it efficiently. I suppose you could add a little soap and twist it around the sink.

Regardless, it is much more efficient than toilet roll.. also if you have instant hot water, it is rather pleasant.

I'd rather take the Henry VIII option and employ a Groom of the Stool. One of those Japanese birds that shit in each others mouths on those rancid porno's Jimharri's mate watches would be perfect for the job.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I'd rather take the Henry VIII option and employ a Groom of the Stool. One of those Japanese birds that shit in each others mouths on those rancid porno's Jimharri's mate watches would be perfect for the job.

Why not go the whole hog and shit in their mouth and they can lick your anus clean.