The snooze button

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
I find it's the ideal time to fall asleep just after the alarm goes off unlike when I go to bed, I'm wide awake then !
It's remarkable how deep a sleep I can fall into in the 10 mins between the alarm going off. Full-on mad dreams that seem to go on for hours. It's like Inception!
 
Years ago stayed in London at my cousin's house. His alarm went off at 6am, i thought good no more snoring. 2 hours later, he got up. The dick must've snoozed 20 times.
 
I used to press it 4 or 5 times before I eventually got up.

But I now have one of those bodyclock light thingys. You set the time you want to get up and the light comes on very very dim about 30 minuets before that and gradually gets brighter up to the point of the pre set alarm, the light is then supposed to be bright enough to simulate daylight in the room. This gives you a natural slow wake up without the shock of the alarm. By the time the preset time arrives you are awake and ready to get out of bed.

I still set my normal alarm with a 5 minute delay as a backup but so far I have always woken before then and switched it off.
 
dronefromsector7g said:
Years ago stayed in London at my cousin's house. His alarm went off at 6am, i thought good no more snoring. 2 hours later, he got up. The dick must've snoozed 20 times.


Great story!
 
mekonmcfc said:
never ever used it, once the alarm goes off i get up.


Please can i have some tips about how i can get up, ive been running late for work and its not good !
 
Markt85 said:
mekonmcfc said:
never ever used it, once the alarm goes off i get up.


Please can i have some tips about how i can get up, ive been running late for work and its not good !
Put your alarm on the landing or at the furthest possible point away from the bad in the room. That way you have to get up to turn it off
 
Goater's Nipple said:
My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!
Its amazing how selfish females are when it comes to kipping. So long as they get to do it, they really dont give a flying fcuk if we do. When I was daft enough to live with one I would considerately put out clothes etc so as to not disturb in the morning. Females may as well as smash you around either side of the head with two drawers and put the wardrobe door straight into your face while blowing the hairdryer up your nostrils.
 

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