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anybody else think carragher should not be on tv. his voice is going through me like a kebab from kasmiri
 
how was your day Lavinda. i just missed the first half of the football because i was playing temple run on the toilet, beat my high score though !!
 
dave55 said:
anybody else think carragher should not be on tv. his voice is going through me like a kebab from kasmiri

Can't stand him either. Obviously, the producers of ITV football coverage are fuckwits - why else would they think that Roy Keane has any charisma or footballing knowledge to add to the punditry on offer. It's not like he is handsome enough to be considered a token "one for the ladies" either. They might as well get Sarah Millican as at least she might say something more interesting (and no before you all ask, I don't find her funny or attractive but at least her presence would take my mind off the other mindless bollocks spouted by the pundits coz when I see her I usually ponder how people find her funny or how someone could want to be in a relationship with a moose like her.)
 
andy h said:
dave55 said:
anybody else think carragher should not be on tv. his voice is going through me like a kebab from kasmiri

Can't stand him either. Obviously, the producers of ITV football coverage are fuckwits - why else would they think that Roy Keane has any charisma or footballing knowledge to add to the punditry on offer. It's not like he is handsome enough to be considered a token "one for the ladies" either. They might as well get Sarah Millican as at least she might say something more interesting (and no before you all ask, I don't find her funny or attractive but at least her presence would take my mind off the other mindless bollocks spouted by the pundits coz when I see her I usually ponder how people find her funny or how someone could want to be in a relationship with a moose like her.)

i would, she seems to be a right dirty woman
 
dave55 said:
how was your day Lavinda


I've spent much of the day worrying about the bad weather forecast for 3 days time. Flying looks dangerous - pack a parachute (and an umbrella).

Other than that I've spent 168 quid on food in Sainsbury's, 25 quid on Calor gas (don't ask), 40 quid on tickets for a charity nosh-up and was outbid by 20p on ebay for a Richmond Fontaine CD (Post to Wire, before you ask). I've mowed the front lawn; had a loud conversation about f*ck all with an old dear from down the road, and picked Miss Lavinda up from a sleepover. She is in a seriously bad mood - two cans of cider and an hours sleep.

Crackalackin' day!
 
Lavinda Past said:
dave55 said:
how was your day Lavinda


I've spent much of the day worrying about the bad weather forecast for 3 days time. Flying looks dangerous - pack a parachute (and an umbrella).

Other than that I've spent 168 quid on food in Sainsbury's, 25 quid on Calor gas (don't ask), 40 quid on tickets for a charity nosh-up and was outbid by 20p on ebay for a Richmond Fontaine CD (Post to Wire, before you ask). I've mowed the front lawn; had a loud conversation about f*ck all with an old dear from down the road, and picked Miss Lavinda up from a sleepover. She is in a seriously bad mood - two cans of cider and an hours sleep.

Crackalackin' day!

why did u spend 25 quid on calor gas?
 
Had half a pizza about half an hour ago, just had the other half now.

Think I should have done it the other way around tho? I prefered the first half and the second half of it was disappointing... Its just fucked everything up really?!

Beers going down a treat though.
 
dave55 said:
andy h said:
dave55 said:
anybody else think carragher should not be on tv. his voice is going through me like a kebab from kasmiri

Can't stand him either. Obviously, the producers of ITV football coverage are fuckwits - why else would they think that Roy Keane has any charisma or footballing knowledge to add to the punditry on offer. It's not like he is handsome enough to be considered a token "one for the ladies" either. They might as well get Sarah Millican as at least she might say something more interesting (and no before you all ask, I don't find her funny or attractive but at least her presence would take my mind off the other mindless bollocks spouted by the pundits coz when I see her I usually ponder how people find her funny or how someone could want to be in a relationship with a moose like her.)

i would, she seems to be a right dirty woman

is that with duct tape across gob and then a paper bag over the head?
 
andy h said:
dave55 said:
andy h said:
Can't stand him either. Obviously, the producers of ITV football coverage are fuckwits - why else would they think that Roy Keane has any charisma or footballing knowledge to add to the punditry on offer. It's not like he is handsome enough to be considered a token "one for the ladies" either. They might as well get Sarah Millican as at least she might say something more interesting (and no before you all ask, I don't find her funny or attractive but at least her presence would take my mind off the other mindless bollocks spouted by the pundits coz when I see her I usually ponder how people find her funny or how someone could want to be in a relationship with a moose like her.)

i would, she seems to be a right dirty woman

is that with duct tape across gob and then a paper bag over the head?

not really :(
i have a thing for the north east accent maybe thats what it is
 

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