the thread about..........

[TCIB]

just think, you wont need to lick your finger to turn the page

Fucking lol'd

 

[Lavinda Past]

Sounds like Dave's getting frisky in time for his jollies. Poor Mrs Dave. I hope she's got her own umbrella.

I've got 25 quids worth of Calor Gas. This time next year it will be worth 50 quid.

Who's laughing now then..? Yes - Me!

 

[dave55]

Sounds like Dave's getting frisky in time for his jollies. Poor Mrs Dave. I hope she's got her own umbrella.

I've got 25 quids worth of Calor Gas. This time next year it will be worth 50 quid.

Who's laughing now then..? Yes - Me!

there is no Mrs Dave at the moment, i'm going on a lads holiday

 

[FuZzY]

I've just put the cat out - she really didn't want to go, it's pissing down out there

I do hope you've let your moggy back in now you tight sod

I do take my words back.

You see, my cat is lay at my feet purring her head off fast asleep. The thing is she has got some real bad farts coming out of her as I type this. The silent but deadly type. I'd leave her be, but she only has short legs and isn't very good at escaping through the window because she can't jump . . .

I think it's time to put her out . . . in the rain. The pouring rain. She too won't be impressed. At all.

She can get back in though, she does a spider cat up the garage wall then onto my bay, then pulls herself up back through the window. So I'm not that tight really.

 

[BooksReject]

I've just put the cat out - she really didn't want to go, it's pissing down out there

I do hope you've let your moggy back in now you tight sod

I do take my words back.

You see, my cat is lay at my feet purring her head off fast asleep. The thing is she has got some real bad farts coming out of her as I type this. The silent but deadly type. I'd leave her be, but she only has short legs and isn't very good at escaping through the window because she can't jump . . .

I think it's time to put her out . . . in the rain. The pouring rain. She too won't be impressed. At all.

She can get back in though, she does a spider cat up the garage wall then onto my bay, then pulls herself up back through the window. So I'm not that tight really.

I've just let mine in - see, we are lovely people you and me, Fuzzy :)

 

[FuZzY]

I do hope you've let your moggy back in now you tight sod

I do take my words back.

You see, my cat is lay at my feet purring her head off fast asleep. The thing is she has got some real bad farts coming out of her as I type this. The silent but deadly type. I'd leave her be, but she only has short legs and isn't very good at escaping through the window because she can't jump . . .

I think it's time to put her out . . . in the rain. The pouring rain. She too won't be impressed. At all.

She can get back in though, she does a spider cat up the garage wall then onto my bay, then pulls herself up back through the window. So I'm not that tight really.

I've just let mine in - see, we are lovely people you and me, Fuzzy :)

Aye, but you let your moggy out at 10.40pm and I've only just let mine out 10 minutes ago and she has just come back in

 

[dave55]

will somebody please feed my goldfish while i'm away?

 

[brand blue heavies]

This picture is hilarious!!

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIj_t3-kC0[/youtube]


There`s something in my pocket

 

[dave55]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIj_t3-kC0[/youtube]


There`s something in my pocket

and i thought you were just pleased to see me