The thread in which Bluemooners reveal tenuous links to famous people.

Last night I went to watch a special recording of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" in a theatre in Oxford. Tom Hollander was 2 seats to my right and Victoria Coren Mitchell was sat next to my Wife who refused to swap seats with me on account of the fact that I spent a lot of time staring at her tits when she came in.

She's very nice is Victoria. Throaty. Dirty laugh as well.
 
I almost forgot. I once had a dream that I was going out with Nicole Kidman. Sexy time and everything. She was right into me. Woke up though. Which was a right ****.
 
Went to high school with a high profile MMA fighter and a short time NFL quarterback. Both were spoiled egoists who used success to get them whatever they wanted. But that's not an abnormal thing wherever you go.
 
BimboBob said:
Last night I went to watch a special recording of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" in a theatre in Oxford. Tom Hollander was 2 seats to my right and Victoria Coren Mitchell was sat next to my Wife who refused to swap seats with me on account of the fact that I spent a lot of time staring at her tits when she came in.

She's very nice is Victoria. Throaty. Dirty laugh as well.
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Love her me lol
 
I saw John Pertwee in a shop in Majorca in the late 80s.
One of my mates allegedly shagged Jill Halfpenny.
I used to drink in the same social circle as Steph from Hollyoaks
I met Kris Akabusi at the end of a 2.5 day adventure race.
My Dad’s childhood friend is the Cousin of Jonathan King.
I have partied backstage with Kiss, Earth Wind and Fire and Christopher Biggins.
 
My old boss once sat next to Robbie Williams on a flight to the US in the mid noughties.
After noticing a lot of interest from autograph hunters, he asked him who he was.
“I’m Robbie Williams”
“Pleased to meet you. And what do you do then?”
 
Walked past Shaun Maloney walking his dog this morning.
Used to live opposite James Forrest.
Met Paul Lambert and Steve Redgrave in the gym.
Stood next to James McFadden at some shite bar in Glasgow.
Live around the corner from Gordon Buchanan (wildlife photographer guy sometimes on TV).
Almost bumped into Rufus Sewell on the street in Shoreditch.
Had Limmy and Ally McCoist in my work.
Saw Kevin Bridges in the local supermarket.
 
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