I am from Manchester. I was born in Manchester, I grew up in Manchester. Obviously i support Manchester City. I also therefore know what it is like to be the underdog, the poor relation, the looser.
If I’d have been from Madrid I’d have been an Athletico fan. If I’d have been from Barcelona then no question I’d have supported Espanyol. If I’d have been a Brummie I’d have been a Baggie and if I’d have been a Scouser then I’d have been a blue nose.
You get the idea.
And yet if I’d have been from North London I’d have been an Arsenal fan, because no matter what, I’d have rather been a gooner than a bitter, sour, dour, moaning, whinging, clueless, classless, fuckwit Spurs fan. Don't get me wrong, Arsenal fans are cnuts, but Tottenham fans are the skag ridden fleas on the cnuts of the cunts.
Tim Sherwood seems a decent bloke but Levy, Sugar, Chas and Dave and the thousands of arsehole Tottenham fans with your 'oh when the spurs' worst song in the history of football songs can all suck on my balls. They are out right now. Please form an orderly queue. Suck on them hard you bunch of arseholse sucking fuckwit Cnuts.