The wonderful things City fans do to avoid United associations

[BimboBob]

HRH Bimbo

Has a certain ring to it. Bow, mere mortal.

We're all royalty

You can be Queen.

 

[citizen_maine]

Not me. I'm royalty.

If one was royalty, one would have said one, would one not?

:-)

 

[yeseye]

I’ll never buy Mrsery a red rose, infact i’ll never buy her any flowers but that’s beside the point.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I didnt realise Mick Hucknall had anther Mick Hucknall growing out of the top of his head.

 

[BimboBob]

If one was royalty, one would have said one, would one not?

:-)

One wouldn't have used a fucking smiley either would one?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

They're hurrying this one through quite quickly so they can get Poogba to explain his comments re injuries to City players he mouthed on FF!

 

[Magicpole]

I’ll never buy Mrsery a red rose, infact i’ll never buy her any flowers but that’s beside the point.

Good point.

 

[stonerblue]

'Cheap lighter please mate. Any colour but red ta.'

 

[stonerblue]

Walked into a shop with my cousin who asked for a cheap lighter. She gave him a red one. “I can’t touch that. Give me another colour, preferably blue”.

Are you my cousin ???

 

[Blue Whale]

Are you my cousin ???

Andy?