Magicpole
Well-Known Member
1. Opal Fruits and Marathons will return as the true names and anybody supporting the crap American names is deported.
2. People who knew of people who preferred these shitty names, but failed to report them, are relocated to north Wales and forced to learn Welsh and sing in choirs.
3. Scarlet Johansson finally comes to her senses and moves in with me and the Mrs. The mrs then gets posted to Chad to build canals. She knows fuck all about canals so I'm keeping that quiet for now.
4. I will be recognised as the greatest uk player never to be given the chance. All coaches of that period,still alive, will be sumarily executed in front of all new coaches.
5. My songs have been taken up by a young band and I make millions.
6. Love Island has now been banned for nine years, with all previous contestants again sumarily executed by being buried in sand outside their local travel agent.
7. Time travel is invented, hence this list.
2. People who knew of people who preferred these shitty names, but failed to report them, are relocated to north Wales and forced to learn Welsh and sing in choirs.
3. Scarlet Johansson finally comes to her senses and moves in with me and the Mrs. The mrs then gets posted to Chad to build canals. She knows fuck all about canals so I'm keeping that quiet for now.
4. I will be recognised as the greatest uk player never to be given the chance. All coaches of that period,still alive, will be sumarily executed in front of all new coaches.
5. My songs have been taken up by a young band and I make millions.
6. Love Island has now been banned for nine years, with all previous contestants again sumarily executed by being buried in sand outside their local travel agent.
7. Time travel is invented, hence this list.
