There are still some honest people about thankfully.

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Vast majority of people are honest. May be different in North Manchester of course. ;-)

It is different in North Manchester, where the entire population is honest!

 

[peoffrey]

I was making my way to Fulham once and two blonde bimbos had left a phone on a seat on the Tube. I texted "Mum" and "Dad" to say I'd found it before Dad rang. Then the phone rang again and it was the other one because they'd noticed it missing. I got them to meet me at Earl's Court before handing it back over and feeling like a decent human being for the first time ever.

Did I look through her photos? Yes.

 

[yeseye]

I was making my way to Fulham once and two blonde bimbos had left a phone on a seat on the Tube. I texted "Mum" and "Dad" to say I'd found it before Dad rang. Then the phone rang again and it was the other one because they'd noticed it missing. I got them to meet me at Earl's Court before handing it back over and feeling like a decent human being for the first time ever.

Did I look through her photos? Yes.

Did ya get the ride?

 

[peoffrey]

I was making my way to Fulham once and two blonde bimbos had left a phone on a seat on the Tube. I texted "Mum" and "Dad" to say I'd found it before Dad rang. Then the phone rang again and it was the other one because they'd noticed it missing. I got them to meet me at Earl's Court before handing it back over and feeling like a decent human being for the first time ever.

Did I look through her photos? Yes.

Did ya get the ride?

No. Besides, the phone was pink and the photos of 20 blonde bimbos sipping drinks through a straw. The home phone number was 01708. Essex.