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Was just at the petrol station waiting for the cash machine, wearing a City t-shirt with a prominent badge and two fine young gentlemen (had no idea they were rags at this point), no doubt in their mother's Peugeot 206, starting chanting something. I couldn't hear what so I just ignored it. Then they started chanting it louder, evidently not amused until they were sure I knew I was the target.

You're the worst fucking champions we've ever seen,
Worst fucking champions ever seen,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions we've ever seen.

Meh, must be Chelsea, or Arsenal.

THEN, just as they pulled off to leave, ended the song with "United, United, United" with not a hint of irony.

Can anyone top that for sheer stupidity? Honestly, I think this ranks pretty highly.
 
Probably these

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Really though...
Theres one at work whos taken that daily mail article about the rags pulling out of europa seriously, he is quoting the thing like he wrote it thinking nobody else has read it. Grade A ringpiece
 
On semi final day versus the rags, I was in the shops buying some beers when I overheard a gobby cow in a rag shirt pipe up...."is tevez starting for us today...".....
I couldn't believe my ears and thought surely she hasn't just said that until somebody pointed out that he plays for city to which she replied...."are you sure...."
I had to go down another isle and have a quiet chuckle to myself bless her...
 
manimanc said:
On semi final day versus the rags, I was in the shops buying some beers when I overheard a gobby cow in a rag shirt pipe up...."is tevez starting for us today...".....
I couldn't believe my ears and thought surely she hasn't just said that until somebody pointed out that he plays for city to which she replied...."are you sure...."
I had to go down another isle and have a quiet chuckle to myself bless her...
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Go down another "isle" - fuck me, that's some shop. Hope they helped load your bags into the speedboat.
 
Quick check if Monty has posted this yet.

We were having lunch yesterday with an Everton fan and Red Dave, being lectured about how City's season is on the verge of collapse, and the League Cup would represent a failed season if we don't win the league. Blah blah blah.

Monty pointed out we would go top of the league if we win our games in hand, and that our goal difference is worth an extra point.

Red Dave's retort was "You don't win anything on goal difference". Cue howls of laughter from us.

I've thrown that back at him many times today and he claims he was taken out of context. I'm not quite sure what other contexts that phrase can be used in apart from the obvious.
 
UUBlue said:
Quick check if Monty has posted this yet.

We were having lunch yesterday with an Everton fan and Red Dave, being lectured about how City's season is on the verge of collapse, and the League Cup would represent a failed season if we don't win the league. Blah blah blah.

Monty pointed out we would go top of the league if we win our games in hand, and that our goal difference is worth an extra point.

Red Dave's retort was "You don't win anything on goal difference". Cue howls of laughter from us.

I've thrown that back at him many times today and he claims he was taken out of context. I'm not quite sure what other contexts that phrase can be used in apart from the obvious.
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Haha wat a whopper give it the Cnut with both barrels the rag idiot
Anyway back to o,p 206 says it all mate don't you agree?
 
billfromthehill said:
UUBlue said:
Quick check if Monty has posted this yet.

We were having lunch yesterday with an Everton fan and Red Dave, being lectured about how City's season is on the verge of collapse, and the League Cup would represent a failed season if we don't win the league. Blah blah blah.

Monty pointed out we would go top of the league if we win our games in hand, and that our goal difference is worth an extra point.

Red Dave's retort was "You don't win anything on goal difference". Cue howls of laughter from us.

I've thrown that back at him many times today and he claims he was taken out of context. I'm not quite sure what other contexts that phrase can be used in apart from the obvious.
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Haha wat a whopper give it the Cnut with both barrels the rag idiot
Anyway back to o,p 206 says it all mate don't you agree?
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Pity it wasn't a 106 that would be funny.
 
Few months ago,near the Lake district wearing a City top.one of a couple of some type of pond life shouted "Shit shirt ,mate " I said I know, but being born in Manchester you have to support your local team, or people will call you Glory hunting plastics. cue frozen smiles.
 
Skashion said:
Was just at the petrol station waiting for the cash machine, wearing a City t-shirt with a prominent badge and two fine young gentlemen (had no idea they were rags at this point), no doubt in their mother's Peugeot 206, starting chanting something. I couldn't hear what so I just ignored it. Then they started chanting it louder, evidently not amused until they were sure I knew I was the target.

You're the worst fucking champions we've ever seen,
Worst fucking champions ever seen,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions we've ever seen.

Meh, must be Chelsea, or Arsenal.

THEN, just as they pulled off to leave, ended the song with "United, United, United" with not a hint of irony.

Can anyone top that for sheer stupidity? Honestly, I think this ranks pretty highly.
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Have these thick twats not looked at the league table in the last 7 months?
 
ccr said:
Few months ago,near the Lake district wearing a City top.one of a couple of some type of pond life shouted "Shit shirt ,mate " I said I know, but being born in Manchester you have to support your local team, or people will call you Glory hunting plastics. cue frozen smiles.
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Brilliant
 
Not surprising, was told by one rag that the Semi-Final FA Cup win a couple of years ago "didn't count". I told him the trophy says differently the prat
 
Ha ha ha, that's nothing.

I was bullied mercilessly by this rag for years. He called me the milky bar kid..and soon the rest of the school followed. But I had the last laugh on them all, when I finally became the actual milky bar kid! Riding into school with my white horse and fending off advances from pretty girls with my endless supply of nestle milky bars.

Not laughing now, are you Sean Baxter???

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!
 
Blue Punter said:
Skashion said:
Was just at the petrol station waiting for the cash machine, wearing a City t-shirt with a prominent badge and two fine young gentlemen (had no idea they were rags at this point), no doubt in their mother's Peugeot 206, starting chanting something. I couldn't hear what so I just ignored it. Then they started chanting it louder, evidently not amused until they were sure I knew I was the target.

You're the worst fucking champions we've ever seen,
Worst fucking champions ever seen,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions we've ever seen.

Meh, must be Chelsea, or Arsenal.

THEN, just as they pulled off to leave, ended the song with "United, United, United" with not a hint of irony.

Can anyone top that for sheer stupidity? Honestly, I think this ranks pretty highly.
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Have these thick twats not looked at the league table in the last 7 months?
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They are out in force tonight all over social media sites.The last few days have been the only joy they have had in their lives for the last few months.Thick is the word when they spout off about us when their season so far has been a Moyes living nightmare of breaking every shit record going!

Capital one cup winners you rag muppets in case you missed it and still competing for the title,unlike your miserable selves!!
 
paulchapo said:
Blue Punter said:
Skashion said:
Was just at the petrol station waiting for the cash machine, wearing a City t-shirt with a prominent badge and two fine young gentlemen (had no idea they were rags at this point), no doubt in their mother's Peugeot 206, starting chanting something. I couldn't hear what so I just ignored it. Then they started chanting it louder, evidently not amused until they were sure I knew I was the target.

You're the worst fucking champions we've ever seen,
Worst fucking champions ever seen,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions we've ever seen.

Meh, must be Chelsea, or Arsenal.

THEN, just as they pulled off to leave, ended the song with "United, United, United" with not a hint of irony.

Can anyone top that for sheer stupidity? Honestly, I think this ranks pretty highly.
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Have these thick twats not looked at the league table in the last 7 months?
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They are out in force tonight all over social media sites.The last few days have been the only joy they have had in their lives for the last few months.Thick is the word when they spout off about us when their season so far has been a Moyes living nightmare of breaking every shit record going!

Capital one cup winners you rag muppets in case you missed it and still competing for the title,unlike your miserable selves!!
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Just mention the date 30 June 2019.

When they looked at you puzzled, inform them that's the date when the contract of Moyes expires. 30 June 2019.
 
as soon as the final whistle went, I must have had about 5 texts from united 'fans' gloating and taking the piss. How on earth can they say some of this shit after the shambles of a season they have had, plus losing to Olympiacos FFS!
 
Overheard 2 Rags in the Canteen Discussing the Munich Tragedy,One said it happened in Switzerland!!!!!
 
pete1970 said:
Overheard 2 Rags in the Canteen Discussing the Munich Tragedy,One said it happened in Switzerland!!!!!
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You'd think that even if the thick fucker didn't go to school he would have figured out where it happened from all the merchandise.
sorry if anyone takes that badly.
 
aguero93:20 said:
pete1970 said:
Overheard 2 Rags in the Canteen Discussing the Munich Tragedy,One said it happened in Switzerland!!!!!
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You'd think that even if the thick fucker didn't go to school he would have figured out where it happened from all the merchandise.
sorry if anyone takes that badly.
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Yep you would!
 
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