Things a man would never say.

[kenzie115]

Not tonight love, I'm tired.

 

[peoffrey]

Shall we go to the pictures? I know the Football is on but there's a romantic comedy I can't wait to see.

 

[BlueMo']

Not tonight love, I'm tired.

You've obviously never met my wife! :)

 

[Tourist since 1971]

Hi darling, was there any gossip at work today?

 

[Len Rum]

You're not going out looking like that.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Can I have a hug?

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Your mum sucks it better and your sister loves anal. Why can't you be a bit more like them? Were you adopted?

 

[BimboBob]

Do they do it in pink?

We need more cushions.

Just a half please. Of Shandy.

 

[The Flash]

Yes, you're right love, I have had enough to drink.

 

[BooksReject]

We appear to be rather lost darling, I'll just stop and ask that lady there for directions....