Things a man would never say.

[poh]

"Of course you don't have to swallow my dear"

 

[BimboBob]

No, you are right, I have been out long enough, I shall get a taxi right away.


A pint of your frothy ale mine host.


I didn't notice if she had big tits or not.


I don't need my games room any more.


Sure, invite all your mates round with their babies, I'll make cookies.

 

[SWP's back]

I regularly get tampons for the wife.

'What are you thinking about...?""

First time I bought some for an ex I bought the "Super" ones thinking they would be the best.

 

[BimboBob]

I regularly get tampons for the wife.

'What are you thinking about...?""

First time I bought some for an ex I bought the "Super" ones thinking they would be the best.

I got "heavy" for similar reasons. Turns out they don't denote size of wearer.

 

[nw42]

I'll wash up love, you go and ring your mum and see if she wants to come for the weekend.




Realms of pure fantasy I know.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

“I think it’s the hardest start for 20 years that Manchester United have had.”

 

[laserblue]

Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Do they do it in pink?

We need more cushions.

Just a half please. Of Shandy.

I think we should get some red cushions to set off the white decor!

 

[oldhamblue]

It's your friends dinner party, so you have a drink and I will stay on water so I can drive us home

 

[BooksReject]

It's your friends dinner party, so you have a drink and I will stay on water so I can drive us home

Fuck I have actually said that once before! Does that make me gay? :o