Things in films I just don't get

Helicopters apparently being silent until they are in view.

Good guy and bad guy battling it out on roof top or edge of a cliff, bad guy getting the upper hand, aims gun at good guy. Suddenly helicopter rises into view and bad guy is gunned down. How did the bad guy not fucking hear it as it hovered just out of sight ?
 
Figgylion said:
Helicopters apparently being silent until they are in view.

Good guy and bad guy battling it out on roof top or edge of a cliff, bad guy getting the upper hand, aims gun at good guy. Suddenly helicopter rises into view and bad guy is gunned down. How did the bad guy not fucking hear it as it hovered just out of sight ?
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Helicopter sound only travels downwards.


I have no idea
 
I'm waiting for the remake of the Dambusters, where the all-American crews in their B25s, blow the shit out of all the dams they go for, and all return safely "to a secret location in southern England".

I'm sure they could get Tom Cruise to play the part of Guy Gibson, and Homer Simpson as the slightly crazy Barnes-Wallace!!
 
crazyg said:
I'm waiting for the remake of the Dambusters, where the all-American crews in their B25s, blow the shit out of all the dams they go for, and all return safely "to a secret location in southern England".

I'm sure they could get Tom Cruise to play the part of Guy Gibson, and Homer Simpson as the slightly crazy Barnes-Wallace!!
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So it'l be like who framed roger rabbit ? Live action mixed with animation? I think you're onto a winner here!
In all seriousness that would be a film i would definitely watch the day it was released!
 
Not read the whole thread, only get half hour at dinner, and cba..

So, whenever an American cop/agent/hero goes into a dodgy building in the middle of the night, why is his torch always shit? A tiny torch with a narrow pencil beam of light. FFS sake get a decent torch, one you can fuckin see with, you never know, one day your life may depend on it!!!!
 
Lets ignore the improbability of Zombies for a second, and focus on some things that happen in Zombie Films.

1. Breaking through solid steel security doors, no chance.
2. Zombies are technically dead, surely a few days after death the body would start to seize and fall apart, how can they chase anything, never mind having the muscle mass to break through a security door?
 
Why didn't the Hulks pants split?

How do the heroes find their way around buildings they've never previously set foot in?

Why do people chasing/being chased through the streets never get tripped up or bump into someone. Same when they're running the wrong way down escalators - I'd stick a leg out of someone was doing that and making me have to dodge out of the way.

Lifts always turn up within a second or two - they should try the one inside the Arndale near Sports Direct that takes you up to the carpark - half the film would be them tapping their feet and whistling whilst waiting for the fucking thing to turn up.

People who appear to be skint restoring old cars/bikes in their garage. Has anyone tried doing this without shelling out a fortune in parts you simply cannot make yourself or clean up?

Nobody in any film or series ever gets a call from a PPI firm or some twat telling them their computer is at risk.

Nobody shown at a concert gets hit by a pint of piss.
 
daveduke67 said:
Why didn't the Hulks pants split?

How do the heroes find their way around buildings they've never previously set foot in?

Why do people chasing/being chased through the streets never get tripped up or bump into someone. Same when they're running the wrong way down escalators - I'd stick a leg out of someone was doing that and making me have to dodge out of the way.

Lifts always turn up within a second or two - they should try the one inside the Arndale near Sports Direct that takes you up to the carpark - half the film would be them tapping their feet and whistling whilst waiting for the fucking thing to turn up.

People who appear to be skint restoring old cars/bikes in their garage. Has anyone tried doing this without shelling out a fortune in parts you simply cannot make yourself or clean up?

Nobody in any film or series ever gets a call from a PPI firm or some twat telling them their computer is at risk.

Nobody shown at a concert gets hit by a pint of piss.
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I'm assuming these things would appear in a film called "daveduke1967's weekend"?
 
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