Things that are right

[Esteban de la Sexface]

a cup of tea made by the missus, when you really wanted it and didn't even have to ask for it.

I read that and thought - aye, she's shaggin the neighbour.

don't spoil it for me.. it has only ever happened once and it just felt right.

Most of the time it is.. "are you putting on the kettle love" to which I get a "go fuck yourself"

 

[dazdon]

Being a Mancunian

Even if surrounded by southern cunts

Oh, and the feeling of sunshine on your face

Is 'Sunshine' a euphemism for cum down South?

;-)

 

[Carstairs]

Hot day, cold beer

 

[unlikelyfan19]

Barefoot on the beach.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Any jokes at Wayne Rooney's expense relating to elderly females.

 

[Chris in London]

Being a Mancunian

Even if surrounded by southern cunts

Oh, and the feeling of sunshine on your face

Is 'Sunshine' a euphemism for cum down South?

;-)

Bless.

Struggling with the concept of sunshine

:)

 

[cyclops]

Winning the derby.

 

[Always Ali]

Calling a female teacher "Miss"

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Winning the derby.

good one.

Being Champions.

 

[Chris in London]

Calling a female teacher "Mistress"