Things that are right

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Reading Shakespeare on a summers day in Platt fields park, while all around are smoking the chronic, divine!!!!

 

[BimboBob]

Egyptian cotton sheets after a long day.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

A nice juicy wank when you've not emptied for over 48 hours

 

[Chev Chelios]

Sat in a beer garden in the summer with a cold pint of cider.

 

[Blue Tooth]

Watching the Simpsons at 6pm on Channel 4 with me tea on me lap...none of your up to date Sky bollocks for me .

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

A perfect shaven pussy in French knickers.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Bury black pudding, 2 fried eggs and a dollop of mustard

 

[Ammy]

Husband pouring me a glass of wine whilst ordering a take-away

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Wanking in a tent

 

[mscenterh750]

Fork in my left, dick in my right, at 10 I put on babestation and that feels right.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FORK FOR ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I get having a wank while watching babestation, but the FORK, are you planing on eating your own CUM at the same time.

For stabbing my nads, as I'm in full jizz mode!.