Things that can make you grumpy

Chancy Termites said:
Tosspots at Park Farm in Shuttleworth taking their cows across the road during rush hour. That really pisses me off.
GET ORFF MY LAND
 
Tony Biased Bastard Gayle.

I know this is in the cellar and it is all jolly and fun but that bastard seriously wound me up today.
 
Sky News on their HEADLINES reporting massive shopping weekend with Savvy shoppers picking up bargains.

Could have replayed the same news from each of the last twenty years.
 
jimharri said:
karen7 said:
BimboBob said:
Not driving away fast though love are you? Not with all that faffing you do just to get the engine going and the car into a gear, not the correct gear because any gear will do won't it, I mean, they are only silly little things aren't they? and woo betide actually going over a roundabout without stopping as nothing is coming, I mean even Stevie Wonder wouldn't stop there would he, you can see for fucking miles, but you did, bless, just in case they have invented invisible cars WHICH THEY FUCKING HAVEN'T AND NEVER WILL DO, and then you dawdle your way into the multi story carpark which confuses you as you have to actually reverse either into a parking space or out, which means you will hold up 400 cars driven by men who can do this WITH THEIR EYES FUCKING SHUT.


Touchy :)

I drive an auto and have a steering knob so i can turn on a sixpence and park first time
Mr K is utter rubbish in the car and is always telling me to slow down
An automatic? Bless. Still; those manuals are sooo difficult to drive, aren't they?
People that open their mouth without engaging their brain
 
The baby next door who won't stop fucking crying.
 

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