Things that make you content with this isolation - thread for misanthropes

Next door have made a concerted effort to pick up the dog mess, other neighbour has got rid of loads of old tat from the shared garden including a paddling pool that's sat full of stagnant water for 6 months. They pulled the trampoline over and now the grass stands a chance of recovering. She's a neurotic fussy cow anyway so best bit is she's got the windows shut and we don't have to listen to her verbal assaults on her children. Also neighbour number three - daft mean big mouthed twat, had to sell his abomination of a car that he used to drive like a cnut and the costs of which (especially insurance) could not have been born easily by him and his (car-less but always working) wife and their young family.
 
Working from home so I know I'm guaranteed a desk every day and it's the same one I had the day before.
Being able to leave my laptop and all my papers out without worry.
Blasting out music when I'm not either watching training videos or on teleconferences.
Having a shit in my own toilet.
 
Working from home so I know I'm guaranteed a desk every day and it's the same one I had the day before.
Being able to leave my laptop and all my papers out without worry.
Blasting out music when I'm not either watching training videos or on teleconferences.
Having a shit in my own toilet.

Living your best life there, you still giving sab miguel grief on Twitter?
 
Working from home so I know I'm guaranteed a desk every day and it's the same one I had the day before.

I can’t stand hot desking or when half the team works from home. When I was new, it was helpful to learn people’s names by remembering where they sat.
 
Surprisingly, football
The morning alarm
Traffic
Everyone in a rush all the time
People in work (must be 150+ people I work with and I like about four of them)
Small talk, can’t stand it

And I’m really not missing the daft way everyone talks these days. Most likely social media influenced, sayings like; “winning at life”, “hashtag...”, “super...”.
 
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