Things that make you content with this isolation - thread for misanthropes

Work from home and haven't noticed much difference, other than when I've popped out it seems safer to walk in the road than on the pavement where all the diseased buggers are

[off to google misanthropes]

off to google misanthrope
Thanks for that
I was thinking of doing it also
 
Just got back from ASDA.

There was a bloke rushing round who had bought 15 packs of tortillas, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas


I thought to myself ..... Hispanic buying



Save me from this boredom please.

If you buy a rope,buy a trampoline just incase you change your mind..
 
My missus and kids coerced me into getting a dog two years ago, very much against my wishes. I said that I wasn’t going to walk him every day but, inevitably, that’s exactly what has happened of course. As a misanthrope myself, I hate the banal conversations I am forced to have with other dog owners when taking him out. Social distancing is a godsend at the moment in this context.
 
My missus and kids coerced me into getting a dog two years ago, very much against my wishes. I said that I wasn’t going to walk him every day but, inevitably, that’s exactly what has happened of course. As a misanthrope myself, I hate the banal conversations I am forced to have with other dog owners when taking him out. Social distancing is a godsend at the moment in this context.

I bought a tiger off Joe Exotic dog walkers hate me
 
The likelihood that EastEnders will run out of episodes, adding furlough to an already lively CV, confirming my suspicion that my Mrs is way too good for me.
 
Working from home so I know I'm guaranteed a desk every day and it's the same one I had the day before.
Being able to leave my laptop and all my papers out without worry.
Blasting out music when I'm not either watching training videos or on teleconferences.
Having a shit in my own toilet.
With the door open? Special mention to @Pigeonho
 

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