In life and in football....
Sky reporting that something unremarkable has happened at the swamp. (I.e. the cleaner has left)
Blatter....enough said. The fat wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)
Platini....enough said. The stupid wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)
The swamp taking lottery money to give fitness training to their staff. (A fucking sports club by the way)
Stupid twats that drive their cars with their fog lights on. (Turn em off you cocks, you can't make a Moriva look cool FFS)
TNOTW and their bollocks stories about the Kaka's of the world coming to City, then slagging the fans off the week after for thinking the Kaka's of the world were coming, when their not.....parasites.
People driving in the middle lane of the motorway, for fuck all reason. (I wish I owned a tank that did 90!)
Everybody at TalkSport apart from Gilo.
Spurs, they think they have a divine right to win everything, but are just a bunch of fucking Cockney's waiting to turn Rag.
Sky putting Rag game adverts on during City matches. (JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THEY?)
Tossers that think blacked out windows in their cars are unique and make them look cool. (FFS, the first bloke that did it probably was, but black Range Rovers look like vans, anything Japanese look like pimp-mobiles or as if they are going to do a drive-by, people carriers look like fucking hearses, and anything else looks like you are just generally unimaginative and following the masses. Wake up, if you aren't regularly carrying someone with diplomatic immunity in your car, you look a total twat with blacked out windows!)
Andy Gray talking total underpants for a whole game, but still managing to avoid having broken limbs during the football season. (I swear he must pay protection money to someone)
Any Rag that is under 25 that spouts the words "we earn't our success, it wasn't down to money". (I swear I will punch one of the fuckers that reels this out soon.
Feel free to chip in with yours, cause I could go on forever!
Sky reporting that something unremarkable has happened at the swamp. (I.e. the cleaner has left)
Blatter....enough said. The fat wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)
Platini....enough said. The stupid wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)
The swamp taking lottery money to give fitness training to their staff. (A fucking sports club by the way)
Stupid twats that drive their cars with their fog lights on. (Turn em off you cocks, you can't make a Moriva look cool FFS)
TNOTW and their bollocks stories about the Kaka's of the world coming to City, then slagging the fans off the week after for thinking the Kaka's of the world were coming, when their not.....parasites.
People driving in the middle lane of the motorway, for fuck all reason. (I wish I owned a tank that did 90!)
Everybody at TalkSport apart from Gilo.
Spurs, they think they have a divine right to win everything, but are just a bunch of fucking Cockney's waiting to turn Rag.
Sky putting Rag game adverts on during City matches. (JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THEY?)
Tossers that think blacked out windows in their cars are unique and make them look cool. (FFS, the first bloke that did it probably was, but black Range Rovers look like vans, anything Japanese look like pimp-mobiles or as if they are going to do a drive-by, people carriers look like fucking hearses, and anything else looks like you are just generally unimaginative and following the masses. Wake up, if you aren't regularly carrying someone with diplomatic immunity in your car, you look a total twat with blacked out windows!)
Andy Gray talking total underpants for a whole game, but still managing to avoid having broken limbs during the football season. (I swear he must pay protection money to someone)
Any Rag that is under 25 that spouts the words "we earn't our success, it wasn't down to money". (I swear I will punch one of the fuckers that reels this out soon.
Feel free to chip in with yours, cause I could go on forever!