Things that REALLY PI*S YOU OFF!!!

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In life and in football....

Sky reporting that something unremarkable has happened at the swamp. (I.e. the cleaner has left)

Blatter....enough said. The fat wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)

Platini....enough said. The stupid wanker. (Feel free to elaborate)

The swamp taking lottery money to give fitness training to their staff. (A fucking sports club by the way)

Stupid twats that drive their cars with their fog lights on. (Turn em off you cocks, you can't make a Moriva look cool FFS)

TNOTW and their bollocks stories about the Kaka's of the world coming to City, then slagging the fans off the week after for thinking the Kaka's of the world were coming, when their not.....parasites.

People driving in the middle lane of the motorway, for fuck all reason. (I wish I owned a tank that did 90!)

Everybody at TalkSport apart from Gilo.

Spurs, they think they have a divine right to win everything, but are just a bunch of fucking Cockney's waiting to turn Rag.

Sky putting Rag game adverts on during City matches. (JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THEY?)

Tossers that think blacked out windows in their cars are unique and make them look cool. (FFS, the first bloke that did it probably was, but black Range Rovers look like vans, anything Japanese look like pimp-mobiles or as if they are going to do a drive-by, people carriers look like fucking hearses, and anything else looks like you are just generally unimaginative and following the masses. Wake up, if you aren't regularly carrying someone with diplomatic immunity in your car, you look a total twat with blacked out windows!)

Andy Gray talking total underpants for a whole game, but still managing to avoid having broken limbs during the football season. (I swear he must pay protection money to someone)

Any Rag that is under 25 that spouts the words "we earn't our success, it wasn't down to money". (I swear I will punch one of the fuckers that reels this out soon.






Feel free to chip in with yours, cause I could go on forever!
 
One thing that REALLY Pisses me off is the missus hoovering when i'm trying to watch the match ...... tomorrow just after kick off , and just after i've 'bedded in' for an hour and a halfs football , the door will fly open and in will swing my other half complete with noisy hoover saying that it 'won't take long ' , and could she hoover under my feet and the computer table !

Not for her is hoovering in the morning before the match starts , or hoovering at 5 o'clock after it's finished ...... no , she HAS to wait until the stroke of 3 o' clock to hoover around my computer table , complete with cans of lager ...... telling me to 'shurrup moaning' , as it's JUST a game!

it does my fuckin' head in!

Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sepp Twater

Michael Twatini

Baconface

harry redtwat

spurs

Spurs attempt to sign Chiellini and Kjaer (lolol)

Spurs thinking they are better than us

Spurs fans

the lilywhites

Harry redtwat signing every player on portsmouth

Twitcher saying he wanted every player we bought

Vanilla (villa)
 
warpig said:
queue jumpers, especially when your at the bar waiting to get served. gets my goat right up.

I have come to blows over that mate. Fucks me right off. We all need our beer, but you shouldn't forget to be a gentleman. I have actually traded blows over it. I always scan the bar and make sure I get people in before who were there first. The worst one is when you nod someone in, they grab their pints but don't nod you in after, then a couple of slappers walk in and order 10 complicated bacardi based drinks and then all their (usually) student mates come over and ask them to get 15 pints of a slow poor brew. Fuck me, I want to buy a sniper rifle, a ten pack of Stellas and find a hill to sit on after that happens.
 
warpig said:
queue jumpers, especially when your at the bar waiting to get served. gets my goat right up.

^^^^ this

Trouble is I can't keep quiet when this happens, even if it's some 6'5 meat head
 
black mamba said:
One thing that REALLY Pisses me off is the missus hoovering when i'm trying to watch the match ...... tomorrow just after kick off , and just after i've 'bedded in' for an hour and a halfs football , the door will fly open and in will swing my other half complete with noisy hoover saying that it 'won't take long ' , and could she hoover under my feet and the computer table !

Not for her is hoovering in the morning before the match starts , or hoovering at 5 o'clock after it's finished ...... no , she HAS to wait until the stroke of 3 o' clock to hoover around my computer table , complete with cans of lager ...... it does my fuckin' head in!

Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, and this old chestnut, "I've got to nip to my sisters for a second, (just as they are about to kick off) can you watch the kids a second", like it's a spur of the moment thing. Pisses me right off, cause they have played the 'kid' trump card. I swear next time we go shopping and she says, "I need to just try this on" I am going to say, "OK, but just watch the kids a second while you do it, I need to nip out for a packet of fags for a second!"
 
alextrueblue said:
people who drive with their front fog lights on= wankers
doctors receptionists i hate them with a passion.
tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks and rockport shoes
sponging doley bastards who don't want a job but feel they are 'owed' state handouts

This ^^^^^^^

Apart from the second one, I'd love to bone her.
 

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