KentBlue
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You'd have to shovel through the mounds of fat to get anywhere near her minge.
Probably stinks like Billngsgate fish market, anyway!
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Things that REALLY PI*S YOU OFF!!!
- Thread starter ManCityFC
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Probably stinks like Billngsgate fish market, anyway!
JULES
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go on you wimp, get down there, give her the muffin of her lifeKentBlue said:You'd have to shovel through the mounds of fat to get anywhere near her minge.you shagged her yet?
Probably stinks like Billngsgate fish market, anyway!
laserblue
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prick drivers who bomb past a line of traffic when there are signs saying the outside lane closes in 400/200/100 yards and then expect to be let in. traffic would flow through uninterrupted if it wasn't for these knobheads.
people who cut right across you in shopping precincts forcing you to stop abruptly. well, i don't any more. i keep on walking and bump into the fuckers now.
all the cold callers who want me to upgrade my mobile with them when i've already done with someone else months ago.
joining a long queue at the bank when there's only one cashier on who's dealing with some knob who wants to pay in a sackful of small change.
all the brainless twats at supermarket checkouts who ask me if i want any help with my packing when all i've got is a packet of peanuts and a small bottle of water.
dickheads who park so badly they take up two spaces, usually in a full car park.
plastic rags
people who cut right across you in shopping precincts forcing you to stop abruptly. well, i don't any more. i keep on walking and bump into the fuckers now.
all the cold callers who want me to upgrade my mobile with them when i've already done with someone else months ago.
joining a long queue at the bank when there's only one cashier on who's dealing with some knob who wants to pay in a sackful of small change.
all the brainless twats at supermarket checkouts who ask me if i want any help with my packing when all i've got is a packet of peanuts and a small bottle of water.
dickheads who park so badly they take up two spaces, usually in a full car park.
plastic rags
Ketchup bottles, they now piss me off. That fucking nozzle thing that stops it dribbling means you have to squeeze far harder than you feel comfortable with, usually ending in Ketchup everywhere apart from your bastard plate. Then you have to scrape it all up with your knife and put it back on the plate. Which idiot invented that then?
Actually, it reminds me of an incident when I was a kid. My old fella reached for a bottle of crappy My Mum's brown sauce (you know, the really runny shite that tasted of vinegar and nothing else) and proceeded to shake it with vigor. However, the lid wan't on properly and a long streak of brown sauce splattered the wall. It was quite some achievement, we lived in a Victorian house and the streak of sauce started at head height and touched the ceiling. It must have been about 6 feet long. I remember all my older brothers pissing themselves laughing and my dad flying into a mega over the top rage, accusing them of doing it on purpose. Still laugh out load to this day when I think of it.
Actually, it reminds me of an incident when I was a kid. My old fella reached for a bottle of crappy My Mum's brown sauce (you know, the really runny shite that tasted of vinegar and nothing else) and proceeded to shake it with vigor. However, the lid wan't on properly and a long streak of brown sauce splattered the wall. It was quite some achievement, we lived in a Victorian house and the streak of sauce started at head height and touched the ceiling. It must have been about 6 feet long. I remember all my older brothers pissing themselves laughing and my dad flying into a mega over the top rage, accusing them of doing it on purpose. Still laugh out load to this day when I think of it.
BlueMooney
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Unfairness. Inequality. Middlesbrough. Alex Ferguson. Laziness. PC crashes. Faulty DVDs. Txt spk. Allergies. Slow people at check-outs. Greed. Prawn cocktail crisps. Hard popcorn. Paper cuts. People who always take the shot on. Jurassic Park III. Drawing pins. Discrimination. Athlete's foot. Hidden caller IDs. Wasps. Late night phone in quizzes. Unrecognised USB ports. Smugness. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Rugby. That bit on my neck I can never see when shaving. Shaving. Contact lenses. Snow. Price Drop TV. Vomiting. Morrissey. Ignorance. Intolerance. No internet connection. PS3 updates. People who say "ie." when they mean "eg.". Own goals. Manchester United. Harry Potter. Beards. Sudoku. Horrorscopes. Nonsensical song lyrics. The physics on PES 2008. Seaweed. Sand. Hailstone. Brightly coloured drinks. Orange T-shirts. Football Manager 2009. The addictiveness of Peggle and Peggle Nights. Losing my keys. iPhone battery life. Sunburn. People with hairy backs. People with hairy chests. Injustice. Modern art. Dad's Army. Intel. Not having spare AA batteries. Microphone poor quality recordings. Not getting a round number when filling my petrol tank. The moon. People who don't write on CDs that have been used and aren't blank. Nick Griffin. Polystyrene. Poetry that doesn't rhyme. Seagulls. Jeremy Clarkson. Billboards. Funny smelling soap. Washing up. Mouth ulcers.
BlueMooney said:Intel.
What have they done!? That baffles me a bit.
That text speak pisses me off and this horrific way of writing on facebook these days. If my kids start writing like that, I swear I will bin every PC and phone in my house. I even try to do text messages with punctuation. If people send me text messages in that unnecessary text speak, I send you back saying "rite prprly u Fucking retrd."
singing stand blue
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Drivers who pull out on you assuming your going to let them in. Then when you dont let them out they proceed to give you the fingers and drive up your arse! I am a generous driver and if i saw you waiting i would happily let you in.. trying to push in gets my back up and therefore i become stubborn! FUCK OFF!
Meat Heads pumped full of steroids wearing tight t-shirts and having tattoos that sprawl over there knecks.
Chavs in nightclubs who look at anyone not wearing either Ed Hardy or Henleys and call them gay!
Wiganers!
Teams that play 5-a-side and when there getting twatted resort to trying to kill you in every tackle
Perverter men who try to chat other people's girlfriends up when the girl in question is stood next to their boyfriend - its just fucking rude!
RAGS
Facebook RAGS
Armchair RAGS
Plastic scousers from St Helens or similar areas - your not a scouser get over it!
feeling alot better now more to come soon....
Meat Heads pumped full of steroids wearing tight t-shirts and having tattoos that sprawl over there knecks.
Chavs in nightclubs who look at anyone not wearing either Ed Hardy or Henleys and call them gay!
Wiganers!
Teams that play 5-a-side and when there getting twatted resort to trying to kill you in every tackle
Perverter men who try to chat other people's girlfriends up when the girl in question is stood next to their boyfriend - its just fucking rude!
RAGS
Facebook RAGS
Armchair RAGS
Plastic scousers from St Helens or similar areas - your not a scouser get over it!
feeling alot better now more to come soon....
ManCityFC said:Ketchup bottles, they now piss me off. That fucking nozzle thing .
I see your ketchup bottle and raise you a fucking bleach bottles that require the work of ten men to open.
OOHBEBLUE
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Hangovers....Having to repeat yourself when you know the person in question has heard you the first time.... People who pretend to not know the thing they are talking about 'oh y'know thingymajig' Grrrrrrrrr
Liars ... PLASTIC RAGS ... Crap drivers... Getting older ...
Liars ... PLASTIC RAGS ... Crap drivers... Getting older ...