Things that we all know..but aren't advertised on telly

[nelsons willie]

10 park drive

 

[jack]

We see the BT/British Gas/LloydsTSB/Sky advertisements showing a caring, human face, but what we know is;- phone them up and you either get through to an incomprehensible foreign person or an automated switchboard..... press one for shit, press two for more shit, press three ..........

 

[UlsterCitizen]

I do miss the old "Hamlet" adds

 

[johnny crossan]

Grape Nuts - used to be made in Hadfield or Padfield but Nestle killed them off. Once the 7th most popular breakfast cereal. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.britishsweets.com.au/shopmastery_pop.php?code=G00053&name=Grape-Nuts+(450g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.britishsweets.com.au/shopmas ... Nuts+(450g</a>)+(Discontinued)&brand=KRAFT+FOODS&cat3=CEREAL

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Chemotherapy
Assisted suicide holidays to Switzerland
Napalm
Crystal Meth
KY Jelly
Bongs
Snuff videos
Butt plugs.

 

[Tom_mcfc]

United are cheating rag bastards???

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

United are cheating rag bastards???

Not strictly true,as they prove it on MUTV daily to anyone sad enough to tune in.

 

[blueshortshorts]

football boots

 

[TonyGrealishstache]

Plug fuses
Straws
Radiators
Coat hangers
Turf

 

[Ally.P]

Grape Nuts - used to be made in Hadfield or Padfield but Nestle killed them off. Once the 7th most popular breakfast cereal. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.britishsweets.com.au/shopmastery_pop.php?code=G00053&name=Grape-Nuts+(450g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.britishsweets.com.au/shopmas ... Nuts+(450g</a>)+(Discontinued)&brand=KRAFT+FOODS&cat3=CEREAL

I found some at Sainsbury's , I think.

Quite possibly the nicest cereal in the world!!!